Posted on 03/07/2022 7:56:13 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
CUPERTINO, CA—In an unprecedented effort to put additional pressure on Russia, Apple Inc. has announced they will be removing the entire country from Apple maps.
"As far as we're concerned, Russia no longer exists on our detailed map of the entire world," said CEO Tim Cook from his vacation home in Beijing. "And if Apple Inc. says you don't exist, then you don't exist! Russia is now the East Atlantic Ocean. Take that, Russia!"
Other tech companies are following suit, with Facebook and Twitter also blocking access in Russia. DoorDash and Uber Eats are still active, but will only allow for the delivery of Burger King. Even Roblox has restricted access to their online world to anyone with a Russian-sounding last name.
Any travelers using Apple maps in Russia will be told to drive in a straight line through the East Atlantic Ocean until they reach Asia or a NATO country while the voice navigator relentlessly insults Vladimir Putin.
Cook has promised to restore the country of Russia to Apple maps once Putin ceases his aggression, or when WEF Chairman Klaus Schwab gives him permission to—whichever comes first.
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OMG, talk about virtue signaling so Apple removes Russia from the map and WHAT Russia never existed REALLY!!! These people are INSANE!!
Bwahahahahahaha - another gem from the Bee!
Just realized it is the Bee, GEEZE it is really bad when you can honestly believe utter satire!! LOL, LOL
It’s believable. I know a beautiful woman who breeds gorgeous cats and sells them all over the world. She’s in Russia. Her kittens are ordered and paid for and wanted by Americans and Brits and now she is not allowed to send them. I really don’t think she or the kittens had anything to do with Ukraine.
OMG you are to funny, LOL, LOL, LOL!!
I fell for it, too.
Just following through on Reagan’s Legislation that outlawed Russia forever ;)
Dammit! Well that’s messed things up. Both Moscow Idaho and St. Petersburg Florida have disappeared off my SatNav.
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