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NIKE Releases New Women's Swimsuit With Extra Space For Male Genitalia
Babylon Bee ^ | Feburary 18, 2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 02/20/2022 4:30:22 PM PST by Morgana

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To: Morgana

200% more crotch room. Makes me want to barf
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I could use 65% more swimsuit material to cover my arse.


41 posted on 02/20/2022 6:04:58 PM PST by BarbM (Men who look at porn are impotent to God. )
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To: EvilCapitalist
Anytime you see a story like this the first thing to check for is, is it the Babylon Bee.

The Babylon Bee is what the Onion used to be 20 years ago.

42 posted on 02/20/2022 6:16:13 PM PST by MinorityRepublican
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To: EEGator

You just KNOW it’s on the drawing board.


43 posted on 02/20/2022 6:20:56 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (If truckers quit their jobs, society would collapse. If politicians quit their jobs...HALLELUJAH!)
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To: EEGator
Now with extra room for your FUPA!


44 posted on 02/20/2022 6:34:01 PM PST by ponygirl (An Appeal to Heaven )
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To: EEGator

I read it...and read it again...and again...said that cannot be.... Got me good!!


45 posted on 02/20/2022 6:34:33 PM PST by Sacajaweau ( )
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To: Pajamajan

Bet they already have them.....’specially cuz many of these whatevers probably have their own pool.


46 posted on 02/20/2022 6:36:37 PM PST by Sacajaweau ( )
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To: RetiredTexasVet

A zero on the B for this one. They are above this. IMMHO.


47 posted on 02/20/2022 6:42:44 PM PST by Exit148 (I’m)
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To: EEGator

Hey, when did the Bee start reporting real news?


48 posted on 02/20/2022 6:51:11 PM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith….)
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To: ponygirl
Dear God. Is that half of her...


49 posted on 02/20/2022 7:00:10 PM PST by EEGator
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To: Sarcazmo

I wouldn’t put it past a woke company to do exactly this.


50 posted on 02/20/2022 7:30:41 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (Inside every liberal is a blood-thirsty fascist yearning to be free of current societal constraints.)
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To: Sarcazmo

The problem is that this is all too believable - parody is more realistic than what people are saying and being serious about these days.


51 posted on 02/20/2022 8:42:21 PM PST by Republican Wildcat
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To: SkyDancer
A very practical solution to be sure!
52 posted on 02/21/2022 6:55:32 AM PST by jmacusa (America.Founded by geniuses. Now governed by idiots. )
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