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NIKE Releases New Women's Swimsuit With Extra Space For Male Genitalia
Babylon Bee ^
 | Feburary 18, 2022
 | Babylon Bee
Posted on 02/20/2022 4:30:22 PM PST by Morgana
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To: Morgana
    200% more crotch room. Makes me want to barf
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I could use 65% more swimsuit material to cover my arse.
 
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posted on 
02/20/2022 6:04:58 PM PST
by 
BarbM
(Men who look at porn are impotent to God.  )
 
To: EvilCapitalist
    Anytime you see a story like this the first thing to check for is, is it the Babylon Bee. The Babylon Bee is what the Onion used to be 20 years ago.
 
To: EEGator
    You just KNOW it’s on the drawing board.
 
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posted on 
02/20/2022 6:20:56 PM PST
by 
ProtectOurFreedom
(If truckers quit their jobs, society would collapse. If politicians quit their jobs...HALLELUJAH!)
 
To: EEGator
    Now with extra room for your FUPA! 
 
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posted on 
02/20/2022 6:34:01 PM PST
by 
ponygirl
(An Appeal to Heaven )
 
To: EEGator
    I read it...and read it again...and again...said that cannot be.... Got me good!!
 
To: Pajamajan
    Bet they already have them.....’specially cuz many of these whatevers probably have their own pool.
 
To: RetiredTexasVet
    A zero on the B for this one. They are above this. IMMHO.
 
47
posted on 
02/20/2022 6:42:44 PM PST
by 
Exit148
(I’m)
 
To: EEGator
    Hey, when did the Bee start reporting real news?
 
48
posted on 
02/20/2022 6:51:11 PM PST
by 
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith….)
 
To: ponygirl
    Dear God. Is that half of her... 
 
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posted on 
02/20/2022 7:00:10 PM PST
by 
EEGator
 
To: Sarcazmo
    I wouldn’t put it past a woke company to do exactly this.
 
50
posted on 
02/20/2022 7:30:41 PM PST
by 
Blood of Tyrants
(Inside every liberal is a blood-thirsty fascist yearning to be free of current societal constraints.)
 
To: Sarcazmo
    The problem is that this is all too believable - parody is more realistic than what people are saying and being serious about these days.
 
To: SkyDancer
    A very practical solution to be sure!
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posted on 
02/21/2022 6:55:32 AM PST
by 
jmacusa
(America.Founded by geniuses.     Now governed by idiots.           )
 
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