Posted on 02/09/2022 6:24:06 PM PST by TChad
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Biden administration will be providing free crack pipes to crack addicts, but only if they can show valid proof of vaccination against COVID-19.
Jen Psaki shared further details regarding Biden's new proposal during her daily press briefing.
"The president feels, and we agree, that people are going to smoke crack anyway. We might as well give them safe crack so they can hit a sweet high without fear of overdose. We're doing this to save Black lives."
"But only if they're vaccinated."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Got me. I looked.
I’ll obtain a ‘sweet high’ when the Biden admin goes DOWN.
As a matter of basic human decency, they should also give out a free N95 mask with each crack pipe. It’s the righteous thing to do. /sarc
I thought this was real.
Seriously.
It's easy. You just report what's going on.
Colonel Rosa Klebb: “If you do not follow my orders, you will be shot!”
I bet Hunter would be interested. Crack pipes can really add up.
Anyone know if it’s maximum 3 pipes per family?
>>I bet Hunter would be interested. Crack pipes can really add up.<<
I think it’s the “Hunter Biden Signature Model” crack pipe that the Sock Puppet administration is giving away to our downtrodden POC brothers. Such compassion and caring!
/s
Do they have to prove that they’re crack addicts?
The BaBee..
I believe it is 3 per family but in the name of equality it's only free to families of color.
LOL - got me too. I looked.
No, but they will need a state-issued ID of some kind for proof of age.
👍
Children should be free to use crack without the fear of racism. Stop the anti-crack hate. /s
If your Amish you don’t have to prove you’ve been vaxxed to get your free crackpipe. The Amish also a free month’s supply of crack, a free 75” smart TV, and a pair of premium sneakers of their choice. All part of the Amish Equity and Reparations Bill.
Where’s Hunter???
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