Posted on 02/09/2022 1:39:16 PM PST by dynachrome
he Biden Admin has announced plans for 500 million new masks which will be shipped out for free to U.S. residents. These masks will have a brand-new design feature: a small mouth hole so that people can easily smoke their government-issued crack pipes.
"We are proud of our equity initiative to send out safe crack-smoking kits to people who desperately need them," said Press Secretary Psaki. "Unfortunately, wearing masks can make smoking crack more difficult, which disproportionately affects mask-wearing crack-smokers of color. These new masks are meant to address that problem."
The new masks will feature a small mouth hole just large enough to accommodate a glass crack pipe so that crack smokers can smoke crack without removing their masks.
"We all want this pandemic to be over," said Psaki, "so if we stay masked up while crack-smoking, we'll all get through this together."
The President has appointed his son Hunter Biden to oversee the distribution of both the crack pipes and crack masks.
NOT Satire, just ahead of the curve, but not by much!
Hard to tell these days..
When parody becomes reality. It’s an amazing thing.
-PJ
Are these the Fentanyl flavored.
According to the grant document, funding of up to $9,750,000 per year or $29,250,000
over three years was available to dozens of communities.
“Funding will be used to enhance overdose and other types of prevention activities to help control the spread of infectious diseases and the consequences of such diseases for individuals with, or at risk of developing substance use disorders (SUD), support distribution of FDA-approved overdose reversal medication to individuals at risk of overdose, build connections for individuals at risk for, or with, a SUD to overdose education, counseling, and health education, refer individuals to treatment for infectious diseases, such as HIV, sexually transmitted infections (STIs), and viral hepatitis, and encourage such individuals to take steps to reduce the negative personal and public health impacts of substance use or misuse. “
According to the information outlined in the program, part of the funding can be used to purchase supplies such as “safe smoking kits” and FDA-approved overdose reversal medication.
Those communities selected for the grants should start receiving funding in May.
very funny
Ha! Great idea. Thanks!
If they want to help with racial equality, those masks with holes, better not be white, and both the masks, and crack pipes, better not be manufactured by white owned companies, or white workers.
The first “community” to receive the “safe-smoking kit” should be the White House.
Hunter sleeping with a crack pipe hanging out his mouth should be the government advertisement for this idiotic initiative, bet.
That didn’t take long.
Call it the Hunter Biden mask
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