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Trudeau Demands Protesters Stop Shutting Down City So That He Can Shut Down City
The Babylon Bee ^ | 2-8-2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 02/08/2022 11:38:10 AM PST by servo1969

OTTAWA—After emerging from his top-secret underground hiding hole, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau gave a fiery speech before the House of Commons. In it, he demanded truckers stop shutting down the city, in order to give the government room to shut down the city instead.

"Let me be clear," said the frail little socialist girl claiming to be Trudeau. "Shutting down roads, limiting people's movement, restricting people's freedom, and shutting down the city is unacceptable. It's the government's job to do that. We must break the back of this fascist blockade so that I may freely shut down roads, limit people's movement, restrict people's freedom, and shut down the city." Trudeau then dropped his mic and tried to exit the building, but got stuck trying to push on a door that said "pull."

Upon hearing his statement, several dozen people in Ottawa's House of Commons and The National Capitol Building of Cuba stood to their feet and cheered.

Trudeau is promising to give the people more of what they want if the Freedom Convoy is defeated. "I promise you more mask mandates, more forced vaccinations, and more firings! SCIENCE!" said the Prime Minister before slipping on a banana peel and falling face-first down the stairs.

When reached for comment, truckers released an official statement: "HONK! HONK!"


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; canada; convoy; freedom; honk; justintrudeau; ottawa; protest; satire; truck; trudeau

1 posted on 02/08/2022 11:38:10 AM PST by servo1969
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To: servo1969
"...the frail little socialist girl claiming to be Trudeau"

That's classic Kurt Schlichter verbiage right there.

2 posted on 02/08/2022 11:59:04 AM PST by Psalm 73 ("You'll never hear surf music again" - J. Hendrix)
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To: servo1969

What a lying, deceiving pos.


3 posted on 02/08/2022 12:01:45 PM PST by laplata (")
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To: laplata
OTTAWA—After emerging from his top-secret underground hiding hole,

Biden's Delaware basement?

4 posted on 02/08/2022 12:08:41 PM PST by Don Corleone (leave the gun, take the canolis)
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To: Don Corleone

I wonder, did Poland’s Solidarity Movement have a flag? Canada’s movement needs a flag. A symbol of some sort.


5 posted on 02/08/2022 12:10:39 PM PST by Bookshelf
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To: Don Corleone

Yep, basically the same thing.


6 posted on 02/08/2022 12:20:51 PM PST by laplata (")
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To: Bookshelf

Yes.


7 posted on 02/08/2022 12:24:40 PM PST by laplata (")
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To: servo1969

Bwahahahahahaha!


8 posted on 02/08/2022 1:55:40 PM PST by Allegra
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To: Bookshelf

9 posted on 02/08/2022 2:02:21 PM PST by servo1969
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To: servo1969

Ha ha ha ha ha aaaaaaaaa!!!


10 posted on 02/08/2022 8:02:02 PM PST by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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