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Washington Commanders Unveil New Mascot ‘General Custer’
The Babylon Bee ^
| 2-3-2022
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 02/03/2022 10:57:06 AM PST by servo1969
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To: servo1969
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posted on
02/03/2022 11:18:00 AM PST
by
frank ballenger
(You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
To: ETCM
Seems like the Bee is reeling in a bunch with this one.
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posted on
02/03/2022 11:18:01 AM PST
by
jjotto
( Blessed are You LORD, who crushes enemies and subdues the wicked.)
To: servo1969
The Washington COmmanders will become a laughingstock as soon as “The Washington Commies” takes hold...give it a day or two.
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posted on
02/03/2022 11:19:11 AM PST
by
bigbob
To: Seruzawa
So Lee surrendered at Appomattox because of a ‘incompetent General’?
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posted on
02/03/2022 11:21:24 AM PST
by
Pikachu_Dad
("the media are selling you a line of soap)
To: x
Custer was very good at goning forwrd to a fight - charging !
He wasn’t so good at thinking ‘Is this the right time to do it?’.
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posted on
02/03/2022 11:21:42 AM PST
by
Reily
To: Seruzawa
Custer was an odd duck.
He always over estimated his troops and underestimated his opponents.
Which means that he won when he should have lost because his opponent would always go, what the heck, he is attacking! Must mean he has more troops then we thought. Retreat!
Does not work so well when you are facing troops who vastly outnumber you and know the ground.
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posted on
02/03/2022 11:22:49 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(add a dab of lavender in milk, leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing with it)
To: servo1969
Inflaming Native Americans??
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posted on
02/03/2022 11:23:07 AM PST
by
SkyDancer
( I make airplanes fly, what's your super power?)
To: Pikachu_Dad
You’re saying that the South was defeated by Custer?
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posted on
02/03/2022 11:26:28 AM PST
by
Seruzawa
("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
To: servo1969
Might as well name them the Commodores, after a computer that was popular the last time they won.
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posted on
02/03/2022 11:30:00 AM PST
by
rfp1234
(Comitia asinorum et rhinocerum delenda sunt.)
To: servo1969
I love that the Redsk... I mean Washington Commies organization is so inept that it seems most here immediately accepted this satire as legit news. From that band of dopes it’s believable.
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posted on
02/03/2022 11:34:25 AM PST
by
pepsi_junkie
(Often wrong, but never in doubt!)
To: servo1969
"That's incredible Commander!"
"Quite."
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posted on
02/03/2022 11:40:54 AM PST
by
dead
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_vFiUUcBkc)
To: Seruzawa
The who? Who is this ‘South’ ?
Custer defeated the traitorous democrats.
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posted on
02/03/2022 11:53:43 AM PST
by
Pikachu_Dad
("the media are selling you a line of soap)
To: I-ambush
I would vote for the WC logo.
After all I have been calling them the WTF for a while now.
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posted on
02/03/2022 11:53:53 AM PST
by
texas booster
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To: servo1969
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posted on
02/03/2022 11:56:20 AM PST
by
yldstrk
(Bingo! We have a winner!)
To: servo1969
The best movie about Custer is Son of the Morning Star. Great music soundtrack too. His wife Libby never remarried. She spent her years defending her husband.
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posted on
02/03/2022 12:11:52 PM PST
by
willk
(O)
To: servo1969
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posted on
02/03/2022 12:12:56 PM PST
by
JimRed
(TERM LIMITS, NOW! Militia to the border! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
To: servo1969
Ooooh sizzle...slam dunk! :p
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posted on
02/03/2022 12:13:33 PM PST
by
Irenic
To: dead
“Have I ever told you of my exploits as a life guard in the 1960’s and my encounter with a ruffian who went by the nom-de-guerre of ‘Corn Pop’?”
“Why, no, Commander, I don’t believe I’ve ever heard...”
“Really?!? Well...! Let me begin by informing you first that Corn Pop was, in the parlance of the local youths in those days, a ‘bad dude’...”
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posted on
02/03/2022 12:23:39 PM PST
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: I-ambush
Then, when the team is having a bad year, we can say they are in the sh*tter. In fact, that is what they should name thier stadium.
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posted on
02/03/2022 12:32:55 PM PST
by
RainMan
(Democrats ... making war against America since April 12, 1861)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Does not work so well when you are facing troops who vastly outnumber you and know the ground.Also, troops who won't retreat for any reason because their families are in a vulnerable position.
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posted on
02/03/2022 1:10:48 PM PST
by
CommerceComet
("You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case, the government forgets the first." Rush Limbaugh )
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