Dinklage Tries To Cancel 'Snow White' But Comes Up Short

The Babylon Bee ^ | January 26, 2022 | Staff

[HKMk23]

HOLLYWOOD, CA—Beloved Hollywood starlet Peter Dinklage pushed back against Disney’s live-action remake of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, but his efforts seem to have come up short.

“I feel cut off at the legs,” said the Game of Thrones star after hearing Disney’s low decision to keep dwarves in a movie about dwarves. “I expected at least a teeny-weeny concession from Disney; I feel overlooked.”

[Bratch]

This incident dwarfs anything he’s done in the past.

[Old Yeller]

Peter Dinklage. Small dick.

[dynachrome]

“Chief Inclusion Officer, Lilly Putte”

LOL

[Bob434]

[[but his efforts seem to have come up short.]]

Well duh- small wonder it came up short

[packrat35]

Your wish is granted. Snow White is Hispanic in this new movie.

[Antoninus]

LOL. This article is classic Bee overkill. Not only that, it’s way too short.

[Nateman]

He got the short straw this time.

[Nateman]

What holiday does Dinkage like the least?

Passover

[3RIVRS]

If he’s so high and mighty why did he take the role at all?

[MoochPooch]

‘Cause he’s not very high (rimshot)

[Disambiguator]

They’re not saying it, but they have a problem with the name. Perhaps it should be Snow Black.

Look up a video entitled "Coal Black and De Sebben Dwarfs" if you want a good laugh.

[SgtHooper]

Ya gotta go to the Bee and read the entire article! LOL!

[RKRider]

Cry harder, Pete. No one elected you to be the spokesman for little people.

[Liz]

[Liz]