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Biden Puts 8,000 Troops On Alert In Case Peter Doocy Retaliates
The Babylon Bee ^
| January 25, 2022
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 01/26/2022 4:53:01 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Pentagon officials have confirmed that Biden placed 8,000 troops on high alert to protect the White House in case Fox News reporter Peter Doocy retaliates for Biden insulting him in a press conference yesterday.
"Listen, man, I want those troops armed and ready to go! I've awoken a sleeping giant here!" yelled Biden to General Milley, who was at the salon getting his nails done. "That Doocy guy is no joke! He could be plotting his revenge right now! I called him a 'stupid sonofab**ch' and I've droned people for lesser insults! Get those troops ready NOW! And bring me some ice cream! I haven't had any in over 30 minutes!"
Milley quickly made a phone call to get his troops mobilized. He then made another call to give Peter Doocy a heads up.
"I'm not planning any retaliation, that Biden guy is crazy!" said Doocy in a statement. "Or... am I?" Doocy's lips then curled upward in an evil right-wing smile.
The State Department informed Ukraine their military protection may have to wait until the Doocy threat has passed.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor; Military/Veterans; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: biden; generalmilley; insult; peterdoocy; satire; troops; ukraine
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Excerpt because transgender M&M satire video is attached.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Speaking of folks “transitioning” (i.e., pretending they’re something they’re not), did you see the Amy dude on Jeopardy! finally lost tonight?
Unfortunately it was to some twink who didn’t know where or what Fort Bragg is.
So now we have watch that for who knows how long.
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posted on
01/26/2022 5:13:02 PM PST
by
Apparatchik
(If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Just not ready Trudeau sent the Ukraine helmets... Seriously!!! He sent them helmets... Not weapons... Helmets!
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posted on
01/26/2022 5:14:15 PM PST
by
jerod
(Nazi's were essentially Socialist in Hugo Boss uniforms... Get over it!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Free Total Nut Removal. Love it!
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posted on
01/26/2022 5:22:08 PM PST
by
griswold3
(When chaos serves the State, the State will encourage chaos)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
is there a setting to filter out Babylon bee?
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posted on
01/26/2022 5:54:41 PM PST
by
jimfr
To: jimfr
“is there a setting to filter out Babylon bee?“
Why?
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posted on
01/26/2022 6:05:58 PM PST
by
HereInTheHeartland
(Leave me alone, I have no incriminating evidence on the Clinton's )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
If the Generals are as effective as they were in Afghanistan, expect them to surrender by March.
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posted on
01/26/2022 6:08:33 PM PST
by
MuttTheHoople
(The best slaves put their own chains on )
To: jimfr
The Babylon bee is some of the best set tire around...
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posted on
01/26/2022 6:22:54 PM PST
by
Mr. K
(No consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself)
To: Mr. K
Damn it... Stupid voice to text
Satire
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posted on
01/26/2022 6:24:09 PM PST
by
Mr. K
(No consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
01/26/2022 6:49:35 PM PST
by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: HereInTheHeartland
“is there a setting to filter out Babylon bee?“Not at this time, but you can sure self-censor by going away. How about that?
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posted on
01/26/2022 6:50:15 PM PST
by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Probably should double up the concrete fence too.
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posted on
01/26/2022 7:05:22 PM PST
by
DannyTN
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Probably should double up the concrete fence too.
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posted on
01/26/2022 7:05:22 PM PST
by
DannyTN
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Probably should double up the concrete fence too.
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posted on
01/26/2022 7:05:22 PM PST
by
DannyTN
To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
“Not at this time, but you can sure self-censor by going away. How about that? “
Read the post is always helpful Mene.
It wasn’t me asking this .
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posted on
01/26/2022 7:07:24 PM PST
by
HereInTheHeartland
(Leave me alone, I have no incriminating evidence on the Clinton's )
To: HereInTheHeartland
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posted on
01/26/2022 7:18:17 PM PST
by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Slow Joe really thought this one out ... the Russians have 150,000 soldiers surrounding the Ukraine plus several thousand hypersonic missles and Slow Joe wants to send just over a Brigade of soldiers to overwhelm the Russians (and I love our military but not stupid).
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posted on
01/26/2022 8:58:03 PM PST
by
RetiredTexasVet
(When Satan craps another demon possessed Progressive is born.)
To: jimfr
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posted on
01/26/2022 10:01:46 PM PST
by
higgmeister
( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
To: jimfr
You don’t even have to open the title link to see its a Bee posting. Just read who the originator is and move along.
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posted on
01/27/2022 3:05:25 AM PST
by
DAC21
To: jimfr
Did you get stung by the Bee?
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posted on
01/27/2022 3:42:38 AM PST
by
Fresh Wind
(Media Control is an anagram of Delta Omicron.)
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