Posted on 01/21/2022 6:31:04 PM PST by Trillian
DANVILLE, Pa. (AP) — A truck carrying about 100 monkeys was involved in a crash Friday in Pennsylvania, state police said as authorities searched for at least three of the monkeys that appeared to have escaped the vehicle.
The truck carrying the animals crashed with a dump truck in the afternoon in Montour County, Pennsylvania State Police Trooper Andrea Pelachick told the Daily Item.
The truck had been on its way to a lab, Pelachick said.
Authorities have asked residents who might see the monkeys to call state police at 570-524-2662.
It was unclear if any people or animals were injured in the crash.
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“Up jumped the monkey from the coconut grove”
Perhaps the filthiest Jody ever.
They’re too busy singing
That’s what I was thinking. Too bad they will freeze to death.
I did my due diligence and read the article but I didn’t see any mention of the species of monkey that escaped. Depending on the species of monkeys they could live in urban areas even through the winter because some, like macaques, are smart enough to figure out how to stay warm. However thr fact that they escaped in the winter means they probably will not have enough time to learn.
I heard Michael Jackson’s ghost scooped a few up.
Fauci run out of beagles?
How many have Ebola?
They’ve already been registered to vote in the next election.
They’ve already been registered to vote in the next election.
Alright, this is the Police.
What’s your name?
...”Oogah”
And your name?
....”Oo-Oogah!”
What about you, Pal?
....”Oo-Oo-EEE-Oogah!
We’re they being shipped to Fauci?
I must have looked at about ten articles on this. They all say almost the same thing. None of them have a lot of details about it.
You win the internet
What was the WH press corps doing in PA?
The best kind of Monkey....
https://www.suburbanautogroup.com/trunk-monkey-videos/
I’d love to have one of these.
Oh, bugger!
Hopefully the number missing won’t be twelve.
Four monkeys on the loose here in PA. They better turn themselves in, it’s going to be near zero degrees tonight.
I was in Danville today, Route 54. Peaceful, pre-monkey traffic in town.
My thoughts exactly.
Did someone kidnap the Senate?
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