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Police: Truck with 100 monkeys crashes, some of them missing
Yahoo News ^ | Fri, January 21, | Yahoo News

Posted on 01/21/2022 6:31:04 PM PST by Trillian

DANVILLE, Pa. (AP) โ€” A truck carrying about 100 monkeys was involved in a crash Friday in Pennsylvania, state police said as authorities searched for at least three of the monkeys that appeared to have escaped the vehicle.

The truck carrying the animals crashed with a dump truck in the afternoon in Montour County, Pennsylvania State Police Trooper Andrea Pelachick told the Daily Item.

The truck had been on its way to a lab, Pelachick said.

Authorities have asked residents who might see the monkeys to call state police at 570-524-2662.

It was unclear if any people or animals were injured in the crash.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Local News
KEYWORDS: danville; lab; labanimals; monkeys; montourcounty; pennsylvania; primates; sasquatch; simian
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1 posted on 01/21/2022 6:31:04 PM PST by Trillian
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To: Trillian

Apes...strong...together...


2 posted on 01/21/2022 6:32:28 PM PST by Nathan _in_Arkansas (Hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats. )
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To: Trillian

Not my circus ๐ŸŽช

Not my monkeys ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™ˆ


3 posted on 01/21/2022 6:32:32 PM PST by SaveFerris (The Lord, The Christ and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com/)
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To: Trillian

Fauchi at it again.


4 posted on 01/21/2022 6:33:09 PM PST by amihow (It is Western Civilization that confers privilege, not whiteness. Ask Carson, MLK, Sowell.)
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To: Trillian

100 monkeys jumping on the truck bed...


5 posted on 01/21/2022 6:33:32 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: SaveFerris

I heard it was 12,,,


6 posted on 01/21/2022 6:33:39 PM PST by Craftmore
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To: Trillian

The escaped monkeys will be appearing in 3 more ‘Outbreak’ movies

Vaccines will be required


7 posted on 01/21/2022 6:34:05 PM PST by SaveFerris (The Lord, The Christ and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com/)
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To: Trillian

It is April first?


8 posted on 01/21/2022 6:34:07 PM PST by Norski (Luke 22:36)
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To: Craftmore

It was but Brad’s got the other 9


9 posted on 01/21/2022 6:34:35 PM PST by SaveFerris (The Lord, The Christ and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com/)
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To: Trillian

Friday night always has the best stories.


10 posted on 01/21/2022 6:34:39 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancerโ€)
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To: Trillian

Awfully cold to be a loose monkey in PA tonight.


11 posted on 01/21/2022 6:35:24 PM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Trillian

Was another truck carrying the other have of the Democrat House members?


12 posted on 01/21/2022 6:36:11 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (81 million votes...and NOT ONE "Build Back Better" hat)
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To: Trillian

Were these monkeys already experimental subjects and with what? Anybody seen World War Z?


13 posted on 01/21/2022 6:36:24 PM PST by Truth29
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To: Trillian
The truck had been on its way to a lab, Pelachick said.

They must be monkey scientists!
14 posted on 01/21/2022 6:36:30 PM PST by posterchild
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To: dfwgator

BEGGAR: Oh, not at all, Monsieur. I am a musician and the monkey is a businessman. He doesnโ€™t tell me what to play and I donโ€™t tell him what to do with his money.
CLOUSEAU: Monsieur, donโ€™t try to be funny with me. He is your monkey, therefore it is your money.


15 posted on 01/21/2022 6:37:35 PM PST by RckyRaCoCo (Please Pray For My Brother Ken.)
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To: Trillian

Did they happen to have typewriters, too?


16 posted on 01/21/2022 6:38:19 PM PST by Fester Chugabrew (No nation that sanctions the wholesale slaughter of its unborn citizens is fit to endure.)
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To: Trillian

Four of them got away and started a band.


17 posted on 01/21/2022 6:40:19 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancerโ€)
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To: Trillian

Truck must have slipped on a banana peel.


18 posted on 01/21/2022 6:40:22 PM PST by cockroach_magoo
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To: Trillian

Outbreak! Movie!

These monkeys were deliberately infected with an Ebola variant and crashed to make it look like an accident!


19 posted on 01/21/2022 6:40:27 PM PST by Bellagio
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To: Fester Chugabrew
Better catch that last one!


20 posted on 01/21/2022 6:41:18 PM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post cliclicckbait!)
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