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I TASTE-TESTED CAMPBELL’S BROTHTAILS AND LIVED TO TELL OF THE HORROR I never want to hear the words ‘mushroom broth syrup’ again
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Posted on 01/21/2022 8:49:48 AM PST by mylife

Ever since man distilled his first liquor, he has been bedeviled by a single question: How do I combine this bitter liquor with the fatty broths I love?

What’s that? Man hasn’t ever tried to make a cocktail that features rich, meaty broths because that’s insane? Well, somebody tell Campbell’s, because their new line of “brothtails” seeks to answer precisely that question, in the most dismaying way imaginable. (Okay, I wrote that broth cocktails are nuts, but apparently they’re real enough to warrant coverage in Food & Wine. For the sake of preserving my will to live, let’s agree right now that brothtails are nuts and that we’re not on board with them.)

The Campbell’s Brothtails campaign is simple: Provide four free cocktail recipes (and accompanying hors d’oeuvres recipes) for delicious drinks that prominently feature broths from Campbell’s Canadian Ready to Use line. The idea may be straightforward, but its execution has left something to be desired, by which I mean these cocktails do not taste good. I should know — I tasted them for you.

Now, full disclosure: I was not able to test these brothtails using the Campbell’s Ready to Use broths as intended. These boxed soups aren’t sold in the U.S., and my Canadian soup mule totally burned me. I ended up consulting the broths’ ingredients lists and jerry-rigging my own versions at home with the help of such mixologically questionable additions as Thai chili paste and instant ramen seasoning packets.

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To: Flick Lives
What fresh Hell is this?

I just can't wait to use my Elijah Craig Barrel Proofs in a broth cocktail. /s

21 posted on 01/21/2022 9:49:18 AM PST by Stentor ( )
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To: mylife

wow, what a terrible idea. Having a hard time telling if this is a joke or not. Also, I don’t feel like searching because then whoever is watching will think I might want something like that.


22 posted on 01/21/2022 9:55:27 AM PST by Scarlett156 (All right... now, if you will: When did Mr Manson start to seem like he wasn't your ideal boyfriend?)
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To: Red Badger
There’s a reason it’s not sold in the US...

You know what else isn't sold in the U.S.?


23 posted on 01/21/2022 9:56:40 AM PST by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: mylife

Who knows what’s really in the soup.


24 posted on 01/21/2022 10:07:43 AM PST by Maudeen (PSALM 91 - GOD'S ANTIDOTE FOR THE CORONAVIRUS & VACCINE)
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To: Stentor

bloody hell!


25 posted on 01/21/2022 10:32:49 AM PST by mylife (France? what can you say? How do you rule a land with 246 kinds of cheese?)
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To: Yo-Yo

looks delicious.


26 posted on 01/21/2022 10:34:26 AM PST by mylife (France? what can you say? How do you rule a land with 246 kinds of cheese?)
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To: mylife

As is Clamato and Mexican beer (aaugh)


27 posted on 01/21/2022 10:38:47 AM PST by kaktuskid
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To: mylife
Clamato is big with Mexicans, who mix it with beer, lime juice, salt and spice to make Michelada. I mix my own, it's awesome.

Was a bartender for many years, a few old cocktails used beef broth, like a Bullshot

28 posted on 01/21/2022 10:39:24 AM PST by Trailerpark Badass (“There should be a whole lot more going on than throwing bleach,” said one woman.)
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To: Yo-Yo

needs vodka and tobasco...


29 posted on 01/21/2022 10:40:36 AM PST by mylife (France? what can you say? How do you rule a land with 246 kinds of cheese?)
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To: Trailerpark Badass

I enjoy them too


30 posted on 01/21/2022 10:41:19 AM PST by mylife (France? what can you say? How do you rule a land with 246 kinds of cheese?)
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To: Trailerpark Badass

they sell marinated clams all over mexico, like a ceviche.

the juice “leche de tigre” is delicious.


31 posted on 01/21/2022 10:43:53 AM PST by mylife (France? what can you say? How do you rule a land with 246 kinds of cheese?)
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To: mylife

“clamato and vodka is a big deal in Canada”

It was a big deal in the US back in 60s, I remember the b&w commercials on the magnavox.


32 posted on 01/21/2022 10:47:03 AM PST by Clutch Martin (The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.)
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To: mylife
I use home made herbed brandy in bone broth and it is so very yummy.

A mushroom broth.... hmmmm... a nice dry sherry would go good.

33 posted on 01/21/2022 10:48:00 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (add a dab of lavender in milk, leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing with it)
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To: mylife

Gee, maybe there is hope for my peppermint/anchovy ice cream product launch! I gotta tell my wife....


34 posted on 01/21/2022 11:06:10 AM PST by FlatulusMaximus
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I always put dry sherry in my split pea and ham soup :)


35 posted on 01/21/2022 11:13:24 AM PST by mylife (France? what can you say? How do you rule a land with 246 kinds of cheese?)
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To: mylife
Yep.

Vodka goes well in tomato based soups. White wine in chicken based. Red in beef based.

Soup/broth and alcohol actually go very well together. Not sure what the complaint in general is about.

Although I have to admit the actual recipes sounded awful.

Saki in Pho broth would be good.

36 posted on 01/21/2022 11:41:57 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (add a dab of lavender in milk, leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing with it)
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To: Yo-Yo
sold here and very popular in Canada, no thanks we have menudo.


37 posted on 01/21/2022 11:46:23 AM PST by mylife (France? what can you say? How do you rule a land with 246 kinds of cheese?)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Leave my Pho alone!


38 posted on 01/21/2022 11:47:23 AM PST by mylife (France? what can you say? How do you rule a land with 246 kinds of cheese?)
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To: mylife

Has anybody else noticed that “brothtails” is like “brothel” and, uh, “tail”.....? I’m just saying!

Or like “tales from the brothel!” - that might be a fun graphic novel.


39 posted on 01/21/2022 11:52:46 AM PST by Scarlett156 (All right... now, if you will: When did Mr Manson start to seem like he wasn't your ideal boyfriend?)
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To: Scarlett156

No, just you :)


40 posted on 01/21/2022 12:38:05 PM PST by mylife (France? what can you say? How do you rule a land with 246 kinds of cheese?)
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