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I TASTE-TESTED CAMPBELL’S BROTHTAILS AND LIVED TO TELL OF THE HORROR I never want to hear the words ‘mushroom broth syrup’ again
melmagazine ^

Posted on 01/21/2022 8:49:48 AM PST by mylife

Ever since man distilled his first liquor, he has been bedeviled by a single question: How do I combine this bitter liquor with the fatty broths I love?

What’s that? Man hasn’t ever tried to make a cocktail that features rich, meaty broths because that’s insane? Well, somebody tell Campbell’s, because their new line of “brothtails” seeks to answer precisely that question, in the most dismaying way imaginable. (Okay, I wrote that broth cocktails are nuts, but apparently they’re real enough to warrant coverage in Food & Wine. For the sake of preserving my will to live, let’s agree right now that brothtails are nuts and that we’re not on board with them.)

The Campbell’s Brothtails campaign is simple: Provide four free cocktail recipes (and accompanying hors d’oeuvres recipes) for delicious drinks that prominently feature broths from Campbell’s Canadian Ready to Use line. The idea may be straightforward, but its execution has left something to be desired, by which I mean these cocktails do not taste good. I should know — I tasted them for you.

Now, full disclosure: I was not able to test these brothtails using the Campbell’s Ready to Use broths as intended. These boxed soups aren’t sold in the U.S., and my Canadian soup mule totally burned me. I ended up consulting the broths’ ingredients lists and jerry-rigging my own versions at home with the help of such mixologically questionable additions as Thai chili paste and instant ramen seasoning packets.

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1 posted on 01/21/2022 8:49:48 AM PST by mylife
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To: mylife

There’s a reason it’s not sold in the US......................


2 posted on 01/21/2022 8:56:42 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger

The crappier it tastes, the better it must be for you.


3 posted on 01/21/2022 8:58:07 AM PST by glorgau
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To: mylife

I’ll never understand the combo of liquor and broth.


4 posted on 01/21/2022 9:01:02 AM PST by peggybac (My will is what I wanted. God's will is what I got.)
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To: mylife

when I saw the title I knew it had to be you posting it. i think this must rank right up there with the most disgusting things that I dont want to try.


5 posted on 01/21/2022 9:01:36 AM PST by RummyChick
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To: peggybac

clamato and vodka is a big deal in Canada.


6 posted on 01/21/2022 9:03:18 AM PST by mylife (France? what can you say? How do you rule a land with 246 kinds of cheese?)
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To: glorgau

If it’s from Campbell’s it must have tons of salt................to hide the taste!................


7 posted on 01/21/2022 9:09:45 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: RummyChick

foiled again!


8 posted on 01/21/2022 9:11:20 AM PST by mylife (France? what can you say? How do you rule a land with 246 kinds of cheese?)
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To: mylife

https://www.liquor.com/recipes/bloody-bull/


9 posted on 01/21/2022 9:12:35 AM PST by ameribbean expat (Don't blame others for the road you're on. That's your own asphalt.)
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10 posted on 01/21/2022 9:13:19 AM PST by mylife (France? what can you say? How do you rule a land with 246 kinds of cheese?)
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To: ameribbean expat

sounds ok to me :)


11 posted on 01/21/2022 9:14:27 AM PST by mylife (France? what can you say? How do you rule a land with 246 kinds of cheese?)
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To: mylife

How do I combine this bitter liquor with the fatty broths I love?

What fresh Hell is this?


12 posted on 01/21/2022 9:17:46 AM PST by Flick Lives
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To: Flick Lives

:)


13 posted on 01/21/2022 9:21:13 AM PST by mylife (France? what can you say? How do you rule a land with 246 kinds of cheese?)
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I felt like I was reading Hunter S. Thompson. Very well done.


14 posted on 01/21/2022 9:22:21 AM PST by mmichaels1970
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To: mmichaels1970

I enjoyed it. :)


15 posted on 01/21/2022 9:22:52 AM PST by mylife (France? what can you say? How do you rule a land with 246 kinds of cheese?)
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To: mylife

Give me cocktail..hold the broth.


16 posted on 01/21/2022 9:28:09 AM PST by Leep (Freedom: "What's the big deal" -joe biden)
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To: RummyChick

“when I saw the title I knew it had to be you (RummyChick) posting it.”

Funny. Don’t know why but it’s funny.


17 posted on 01/21/2022 9:41:01 AM PST by cymbeline
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To: mylife

Bullshot!

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18 posted on 01/21/2022 9:43:01 AM PST by zigmeisterxiv ( )
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To: mylife

Now, full disclosure: I was not able to test these brothtails using the Campbell’s Ready to Use broth


19 posted on 01/21/2022 9:45:04 AM PST by TexasGator (UF)
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To: mylife

I’ll have a Bovril chaser, please.


20 posted on 01/21/2022 9:45:42 AM PST by Stentor ( )
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