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Heard this on the Markley, van Camp and Robbins show yesterday.
1 posted on 01/12/2022 8:57:45 AM PST by MAGA2017
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How to trap a cat in a box:

First: Leave a box on the floor.


2 posted on 01/12/2022 9:01:25 AM PST by Roadrunner383 (;)
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“...bemusing Nikii’s wife Jessica...”


3 posted on 01/12/2022 9:07:27 AM PST by moovova
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dogs drool, cats rule!
/s


4 posted on 01/12/2022 9:12:49 AM PST by faithhopecharity (“Politicians are not born. They’re excreted.” Marcus Tillius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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Hovercat is amused...............

6 posted on 01/12/2022 9:23:13 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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It's a month that has seen the couple deprived of the blender as their three fluffballs, all rescue cats, take turns atop their box perch

Seriously? Move the cats and get your blender. The cats will survive. If they really want to make them happy give them the empty box after they open it.

7 posted on 01/12/2022 9:34:41 AM PST by Bubba_Leroy (Dementia Joe is Not My President!)
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I put a red plastic tote in the hallway to pack up the last Christmas stuff and one of my cats has claimed it. She spends most of the day on it. It has a commanding view of the hallway, front door and living room, and it’s been more than a week and she still won’t let me have it. Need a decoy box.


8 posted on 01/12/2022 9:35:51 AM PST by Doctor Congo
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9 posted on 01/12/2022 9:41:38 AM PST by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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A: Get a broom
B: Swat the cat off of the box

easy peasy


10 posted on 01/12/2022 9:56:59 AM PST by joe fonebone (bush league chamber of commerce worshiping republiCAN'Ts are the enemy)
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All they have to do is shake the Little Friskies box. If they didn’t it is all a tik tok fantasy to try to get viral attention. I don’t believe for a minute that cats sat on a box for more than a couple of hours.


12 posted on 01/12/2022 10:05:40 AM PST by webheart (I thought I was helping by getting vaccinated but they say I didn’t help at all. )
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My cats love their boxes:

And don't try to take it away:

13 posted on 01/12/2022 10:08:38 AM PST by rlmorel (Nothing can foster principles of freedom more effectively than the imposition of tyranny.)
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Great write-up here...

After 2.5-Week ‘War’ With 3 Cats, Woman Contacts Vitamix Asking For Empty Boxes To Replace The One Her Cats Took Over With New Blender Inside

Those ladies can write! Their posts are a hoot!

And a note to Vitamax: Well done!

14 posted on 01/12/2022 10:12:18 AM PST by mewzilla (Those aren't masks. They're muzzles. )
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It’s not really that hard to get a cat to move. You just convince it that it would rather be somewhere else. Loud noises work pretty well.

I can get a cat out of a tree using just a garden hose, too.


17 posted on 01/12/2022 10:56:06 AM PST by HartleyMBaldwin
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There is little doubt they are vaxxed. Weirdness ensues from fear porn.


18 posted on 01/12/2022 11:14:06 AM PST by Louis Foxwell (Hatred is the essential tool of the tyrant.)
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Owners are just trying to show that same sex marriages are “normal”. Saying that the cats own the box shows how ridiculous the two peeps are.


19 posted on 01/12/2022 1:43:02 PM PST by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and diamonds, and harder to find.)
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