[Bubba_Leroy]

It's a month that has seen the couple deprived of the blender as their three fluffballs, all rescue cats, take turns atop their box perch

Seriously? Move the cats and get your blender. The cats will survive. If they really want to make them happy give them the empty box after they open it.

[KarlInOhio]

It's a cute story. They even wrote to Vitamix to get decoy boxes. One of the owners said: "Of course, we're not actually being held hostage, we can move the cats anytime we wanted," Jessica said. "This is about having something sweet and fun and whimsical and silly."

[Sans-Culotte]

Seriously? Move the cats and get your blender. The cats will survive.

A solution seems simple to you an me may not be so to a pair of "married" lesbians.