Posted on 01/10/2022 1:49:16 PM PST by hamburger hill
Since so many people stopped listening to AOC’s voice, she shrewdly decided to print Democrat talking points on her hiney. It worked so well, the Democrat National Committee embraced the innovative tactic and looked for more people to wear their slogans.
And, boy, did they hit the jackpot.
In less than a day, Hillary “The Billboard” Clinton was born.
“We can never say she’s useless again,” CNN’s Jake Tapper commented. “The amount of raw real estate we have to work with is astounding. Her left thigh alone lays out a comprehensive guide for implementing Cap-and-Trade. Don’t get me started on her ass. CNN can’t compete with that.”
Bill Clinton was supportive of his wife’s new role.
“AOC had a great idea. I must have read her backside forty or fifty times,” Bill said with a thousand-yard gaze. “Hey, what did it say again?”
Not to be outdone, Republicans have dressed up their sexiest member in an outfit showcasing GOP slogans. Lindsay Graham will be wearing a form-fitting garment that reads: ‘adorable deplorable.’
Update: Worried that Hillary’s size makes her too effective at communicating with voters, House GOP members are now arguing Hillary is no longer a platform but a publisher.
I’m surprised she’s still alive.
That’s is so F’ing funny. Yet, at the same time...that was almost our president.
Yea, now we have Pedo-diaper-boy Joe.
The way she tries to fake what just happened...
Quit abusing the news forum. For the last time.
Scary....
Sooner or later, someone will knock over that portrait she keeps in the attic.
But got DJT, she would be finishing up her 5 th year in office.
She WAS our President...just ask her.
Of course she was our president! When Bill was elected she publicly stated “WE are the President!”
This will be Hildabeast circa 2035
Does this mean PIAPS is taking Old Crusty back on the campaign trail?
Lol!!
Does she still dress in that shower curtain that she wore that one time (I think in 2016)?
Heh.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.