Posted on 01/10/2022 1:00:19 PM PST by sodpoodle
RETARDED GRANDPARENTS - (this was actually reported by a teacher) After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.
One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa .They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Batemans Bay where everyone lives in nice little houses, and so they don't have to mow the grass anymore!
They ride around on their bicycles and scooters and wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore.
They go to a building called a wreck centre, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now. They do exercises there, but they don't do them very well.
There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats on.
At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts!
Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night --- early birds.
Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked centre for pot luck.
My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too.
When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.
“Full Retard”
You keep using that word...I don’t think it means what you think it means.
I speak to grandparents who haven’t seen their grandchildren in two years. Even before the left started the “everyone is going to die if they are near each other” narrative, they only saw their grandchildren once a year. Both grandparents and grandchildren looked forward to those moments together. Now, so many grandparents have died after being pushed into nursing homes or hospitals to die alone.
My husband and I are blessed. Our children and grandchildren live within walking distance of us and we have been able to see them daily. I would not exchange that experience for anything (even with the chance of becoming ill with the flu!). I have a family member that is so scared of the flu, he hasn’t even held his latest grandson who is a year old. He could take precautions, but has instead has so bought into the CNN narrative, that he has foregone that special moment of holding his days old grandson, all to signal that he buys into the government narrative.
How is the SEX? I hear there is lots of Sex going on and the ladies fight over the men.
A golf buddy of mine recently became a widow. Not a bad looking guy in his 70s. He connected with women on a dating site and was quickly rewarded for his efforts by several amorous ladies. He met a woman with a low handicap and they really hit it off. She just announced their engagement. All this within six months of the demise of his wife.
About one third of the roof tops at Sun City house a single woman. However there is very little married man poaching going on. The women would ferociously ostracize a husband poacher.
ps
It is a myth that a house with an upside down pineapple on the door indicates that swingers live here.
It’s mockery of the elderly
No, it's not.
It's mockery of the fact that kids don't know the correct words. The kid wrote it, and has nothing to do with what the grandparents are *actually* doing.
Toodle e doo? Probably it would have been better not to tell everyone that.
Yes, I agree about spoiling them! We always buy a box of Little Debbie Nutty Buddy bars, when they come. And I make them up ice waters to put on their nightstands, in insulated cups. And we give them some freedom on watching TV. And make sure I have plenty of bubble bath!
I don’t think she has heard anyone call me that. Seriously. She is smart enough to use the word properly, if she thinks it fits a situation.
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