Posted on 01/09/2022 9:29:43 AM PST by Pollard
U.S.–American businesses are now requiring employees to test positive for COVID before beginning their workday, since catching COVID is now the best way to prove you've been vaccinated.
The new self-imposed mandates come hot on the heels of President Biden threatening to maybe require it among federal employees at some arbitrary point in the future possibly.
Dr. Anthony Fauci has applauded the businesses for the new approach. "You know, since the vaccine has been so perfect, but ineffectual, this will enable people to take advantage of natural immunity as if it were a sort of booster shot. I think the sooner we all get sick the better because it'll really bump up that vaccine efficacy."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
More COVID humor
COVID PITCH MEETING - https://futurenews.news/watch?id=61d87b852158bd5f8de0b486
Schizer | Because We Care (About Our Profits) - https://rumble.com/vrynaa-schizer-because-we-care-about-our-profits.html
Screenrant’s Ryan George could do one hell of a Pitch Meeting for the Wuhan Flu, but he leans to the left (not to the degree of others, but there are clues that he does).
Perfect but not........The BEE is sooooo good at this...
Now THAT’S funny!
I wonder When will this be changed to multiple positive COVID tests?
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