Missouri police arrest woman who allegedly killed boyfriend with sword after taking meth on Christmas Eve

FOX ^ | 12/26/21 | Colton

[Phoenix8]

Missouri police arrested a woman accused of killing her boyfriend on Christmas Eve with a sword after the couple allegedly took meth earlier in the day.

The Cape Girardeau Police Department responded to a 911 call just after 11:00 p.m. on Christmas Eve for a report of suspicious activity at a home, according to police. They found a deceased man, identified as 34-year-old Harrison Stephen Foster, in the basement of the home with multiple stab wounds.

The 911 call allegedly came from 32-year-old Brittany Wilson, who said she stabbed her boyfriend with a sword, according to KFVS. A sword was found on the front lawn and police say Wilson’s clothing was covered in what appeared to be blood

[EvilCapitalist]

Lol!

[xp38]

I wonder if they had recently watched Kill Bill

[OldWarBaby]

OK, you got me curious. Which one of these smokeheads owned the sword? Was it a Mamaluke? Maybe it was a Claymore? Did she pull it out of a rock and crown herself the Queen of Dumbasisstan? I mean not just everyone has an actual sword hanging on the wall. Almost forgot: could she be a Knut of Columbus? Shriner? And has she been watching too much “Forged in Fire” on the history channel?. Cutting up those hog carcasses makes me hungry.

[Salvavida]

Glad to see we have recognized the efficacy of melee weapons in a relationship. Now we are on par with the Romans.

[PJ-Comix]

She Better Call Saul.

[dynachrome]

Wait until she detoxes in psych ward. Should be fun for the attendants.

[MotorCityBuck]

Silly people.
Meth is for Christmas.

[EvilCapitalist]

A Claymore? Funny, she doesn’t look Scottish.

[RetiredTexasVet]

Never answer “yes” if she asks you if she looks fat in that new dress!!!!!

[MHGinTN]

Stabbed not hacked ... and he stood still for that?

[Phoenix8]

Hmmm I just realized something. She is single now…..

[BarbM]

She didn’t know the sword was loaded.
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In 2018 a lady in Minnesota killed her boyfriend because
he showed up for Thanksgiving after he was told to not show up. The lady killed him because he started eating the food.

My mom and I use this as a measure if we had a good holiday or not. Even if there is a big fight...

[_Jim]

re: “Missouri police arrest woman who allegedly killed boyfriend with sword after taking meth on Christmas Eve”

Well, this wasn’t Alex Jones and his ‘Yoga’ instructor wife, they’re in Texas ...

[BraveMan]

Wilson added to police she believed her boyfriend had several entities living inside his body in recent months and claimed he had also been harvesting body parts from other people. She told police she stabbed Foster to set "him free" of the entities.

Well, OK then . . .

[Bonemaker]

Live by the pork sword die by the sword.

[fidelis]

“Wilson added to police she believed her boyfriend had several entities living inside his body in recent months and ...told police she stabbed Foster to set “him free” of the entities.”

Well, that may or may not have been the case, but taking him to an exorcist would have arguably been a better and less lethal solution.

[Old Yeller]

A strong relationship cuts both ways.

[MikeSteelBe]

There can be only one!

Connor, Duncan, or BuckSweet McCloud!

[Bikkuri]

WHAT smile?
You could have included a pic of her to save us the trouble of having to look it up...

Here, I even went through the trouble to cut out the annoying side-blur crap that they always do now.

[Bikkuri]

Well, it IS close to ‘Tiffany’..