How many rogue DemocRATs are roaming aimlessly through congress?
Led by the “Squad of Extreme Idiocy”.
I think ours is one of the aimless ones.
Bad parenting?
It’s all fun and games until one smashes into someone’s trailer.
Picture this, you and the bois mobbin' over to Wolf 359 for some tasty sushi in your Elon-12 and bam! You get turned into squid sauce yourself by a rogue planet that wasn't even supposed to be in that lane... :-)
Yet they can’t find Planet 9
Maybe there are a few Dyson Spheres out there.
So, like flaming globes?
I'm glad Sigmund is finally taking my research seriously.
I doubt that any planet has any “aim”.
And how about Pluto? Pluto is more of a planet than the objects described so passionately in the article. Pluto continues to orbit the Sun. These woe-beggotten “rogues” don’t orbit anything.
The nearest stars ordered mandatory medical experimentation, and the planets said “f&^% this, we are outta here”!
“Hurtling Aimlessly Through Space”
Much like me...
This might be the key to populating the universe. There is no way we can get from earth to the nearest star in a single lifetime but we might be able to find an inhabitable planet close enough to make the trip. Of course it would be very cold.
“...virgin births”
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This author is loose with language, is not funny, and is probably an atheist or agnostic, glibly unconcerned with things that others consider sacred, and subjects, about which, others either speak with reverence, or not at all. His use of the quoted language is truly revolting, and seems to mark him out as pretty ding-dang ignorant.
Putting to one side the impenetrable mystery of his divine parentage, the Uncreated One who was so born DID have a mother, who undoubtedly was his actual, biological, human mother!
These stupid “planets”, if we follow this author’s rather butt-headed narrative, came to be not at all in the manner of Jesus the Christ, but, instead, in a manner similar to that in which God formed Adam from the clay of the earth.
I’ll admit, I may be looking a bit like the old man yelling at others to stay off his lawn.
But this author is breezily “appropriating” a very specific mystery.
That mystery is inextricably bound up in the One True Faith.
If this author was seeking to avoid being called out and penalized for “targeting”, he should have picked a different time of year and not said what he said two days before the anniversary of said birth.
To put it concisely, somebody needs a “pro tip” here, and it’s not you or I.
“...solar exiles...”
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Did he mean to say, stellar exiles?
Only our so-called “parent” star, our sun, is called “Sol”.
Other stars, most of whom would probably be willing to adopt these exiles, go by different names.
We’re going rogue and leaving this solar system!!!
A rogue planet who lost its way, searching for that “Star” to latch onto and ‘circle around’ in orbit. That sounds almost biblical, doesn’t it?
Technically to be a planet the object must be large enough to have the gravity to force a round shape *and* be orbiting a sun.
Could explain the odd tilts and directions of some objects’ rotations. Like Venus and Uranus. These may have been captured at some point.
