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Male SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE.
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Posted on 12/18/2021 5:16:49 AM PST by sodpoodle
Male SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE.
...It takes less than 15 seconds.. If you're male and around or over 60 yrs of age, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?
1. _ _NDOM 2. F_ _K 3. P_N_S 4. PU_S_ 5. S_X 6. BOO_S
Answers: 1. RANDOM 2. FORK 3. PANTS 4. PULSE 5. SIX 6. BOOKS
You got all 6 wrong...didn't you?
The good news is:
You do NOT have Alzheimer's.
You're a pervert.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Humor
KEYWORDS: jokes; naughty
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Getting old can be funny;)
God bless
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posted on
12/18/2021 5:16:49 AM PST
by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
I might be in trouble. I came up with “Be sure to drink your Ovaltine”
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posted on
12/18/2021 6:27:39 AM PST
by
WinMod70
To: sodpoodle
1. RANDOM
2. FOLK
3. PINTS
4. PULSE
5. SIX
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posted on
12/18/2021 6:38:28 AM PST
by
Dr. Sivana
("There are only men and women."-- George Gilder, Sexual Suicide, 1973)
To: Dr. Sivana
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posted on
12/18/2021 6:39:03 AM PST
by
Dr. Sivana
("There are only men and women."-- George Gilder, Sexual Suicide, 1973)
To: Dr. Sivana
Oh. I didn’t see they included a set of answers already. That kinda ruins it.
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posted on
12/18/2021 6:40:07 AM PST
by
Dr. Sivana
("There are only men and women."-- George Gilder, Sexual Suicide, 1973)
To: sodpoodle
What was the perverted answer to #1?
To: Dr. Sivana
Proves that you have Sometimer’s Disease!
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posted on
12/18/2021 7:01:33 AM PST
by
drSteve78
(Je suis Deplorable. STILL)
To: sodpoodle
What were the questions again?
;-)
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posted on
12/18/2021 7:02:34 AM PST
by
cgbg
(A kleptocracy--if they can keep it. Think of it as the Cantillon Effect in action.)
To: drSteve78
Not Alltimer’s……(forgot that line in my previous reply🥸
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posted on
12/18/2021 7:03:00 AM PST
by
drSteve78
(Je suis Deplorable. STILL)
To: Blue Highway
To: SimpleJack
Ok would have never thought of that, guessed all the others
To: sodpoodle
This is brilliant!
Whoever thought of this should be awarded the Golden Suppository!
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posted on
12/18/2021 7:47:33 AM PST
by
telescope115
(Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
12/18/2021 8:02:55 AM PST
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: sodpoodle
I grant you it is funny.
But, what kind of person labels another pervie on the basis of knowing a bunch of sexy words? Words that any 12-yr old would gleefully yell out — in class!
Now, if paedo, BPlug, etc had been in the list; that’s different.
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posted on
12/18/2021 8:04:40 AM PST
by
bobbo666
(Baizuo)
To: SimpleJack
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posted on
12/18/2021 8:41:58 AM PST
by
Scrambler Bob
(My /s is more true than your /science (or you might mean /seance))
To: sodpoodle
Has anyone been offered sex on the job?
I was offered sexual favor by a young saleswoman.
In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner called Telamon. Of course, I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower.
Just as strong as Telamon , the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented lemon or vanilla.
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posted on
12/18/2021 9:24:59 AM PST
by
DUMBGRUNT
("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
To: Blue Highway
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posted on
12/18/2021 9:36:51 AM PST
by
drSteve78
(Je suis Deplorable. STILL)
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
12/18/2021 9:38:13 AM PST
by
aquila48
(Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
To: drSteve78
Thanks but Simplejack beat you to it by about 2 1/2 hours lol
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
12/18/2021 10:31:57 AM PST
by
sodpoodle
(Life is prickly, carry tweezers.)
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