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Posted on 12/17/2021 1:26:54 PM PST by gattaca
ALEXANDRIA, VA—In an effort to root out racism, the Salvation Army announced they will no longer be accepting any donations in the form of bills or coins that have white people on them.
“Ever since we learned that racism is everywhere, all the time, ingrained in every aspect of life, we realized most U.S. currency depict the faces of white men who only did evil, racist things in their lives,” said the Commander-in-Chief of the Salvation Army, Clurvis Bellman. “We then decided the best way to feed, clothe, and comfort the poor and needy is to stop accepting money tarnished with the faces of men who were basically Hitler.”
This new policy has required some modifications to their standard donation procurement; red donation buckets seen outside of retail establishments will now be accompanied by a bell ringer, a money examiner, and a public shamer to loudly criticize the donor for trying to help the poor with evil, white supremacist money.
The Salvation Army later announced they have defeated racism and have also filed for bankruptcy.
LOL...good one!
Thank goodness that credit cards and ApplePay don’t have any evil white people on them, so they can still take that money.
Plus, everyone giving donations have to be vaxxed!
Geez - Only Sacajawea dollar coins? That will be tough
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I wouldn’t give them a Mexican peso at this point 🤪
You could always order a bunch of Harriett Tubman Legacy Coins. Pay for them with your evil white man lucre and toss the Tubman coins into the kettle. Everybody can feel good about themselves that way.
😂😂🤣🤣
The New Salvation Army is the New Coke.
It must take a rare kind of stupidity to insult, bite the hand that feeds you.
Go woke, go broke.
Will they be accepting Obama and Mandella stamps?
“Geez - Only Sacajawea dollar coins? That will be tough”
That’s what I thought too, but no.
She was a collaborator.
Karens are in demand these days.
I will cheerfully comply.
Clurvis Bellman...now that’s funny
Yes, the Bee.
But seriously, I have refrained from saying to the bell ringers “The racist statement by your leaders to insult white people about not being woke enough is why I am not giving you any money, ever again.”
Dennis Prager said “I used to a large contributor to the organization every year but until the top two leaders literally resign, in disgrace, not a penny more ever again to them.”
As if the scam sinks because one FR guy starves it out./s
What do others of you do, just walk by with a stern expression? I do that.
I will remember to only put nearly worthless coins and currency from certain African countries in the Salvation Army collection locations.
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