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KKK Disbands As Progressive Left Accomplishing All Their Goals
Babylon Bee ^ | 12/16/21

Posted on 12/16/2021 9:46:56 AM PST by Impala64ssa

HARRISON, AR—It was a somber day for white-hooded members of the Ku Klux Klan as they received news that their organization was disbanding, since the progressive Left was accomplishing all of their goals with unparalleled effectiveness.

“Welp, I guess it’s both good news and bad news,” said current CEO of the KKK, Bob U. Genics while overseeing Klan members turning in their robes and pointed hats. “Them Lefties cornered the racism market for sure, and look at how they undermined minority communities through low school standards, drug legalization, and rampant decriminalization. Impressive.”

The head of the now-dissolved KKK reassured the gloomy crowd, reminding them that it was an honor to pass the baton of hate and division to people with their tentacles deeply woven into American politics, education, business, and entertainment.

“Racism is in good hands,” he said, misty-eyed.

Following the disbandment meeting, the former members excitedly showed their support for the new face of racism and hate by donating to Ilhan Omar's campaign.

What does it take to achieve world peace? This alien knows the secret! And these progressive will do anything to stop him.


TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bidenvoters; kkk; satire; wokeness
Satire? The woketards are EXACTLY what they hate. They have so much in common with the klan and neo nazis, they all believe non whites are inferior and they hate the Jews. Why are they such mortal enemies?
1 posted on 12/16/2021 9:46:56 AM PST by Impala64ssa
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To: Impala64ssa
"...“Racism is in good hands,” he said, misty-eyed..."

LOL!

2 posted on 12/16/2021 9:51:11 AM PST by rlmorel (If the Biden Administration was only stupid or incompetent, some actions would benefit the USA.)
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To: rlmorel
Genesis 4:

Verse 9: Cain said to God, "Am I my brother's keeper?"

Verse 10: God said, "Hold on. Let me ask Ilhan Omar."

3 posted on 12/16/2021 9:58:53 AM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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4 posted on 12/16/2021 10:21:01 AM PST by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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To: Impala64ssa
Snopes to Factcheck in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
5 posted on 12/16/2021 10:22:13 AM PST by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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To: Impala64ssa

I’m getting good at this, I recognize the BB just by the titles of their articles.....


6 posted on 12/16/2021 10:23:00 AM PST by Hot Tabasco (My favorite word is Tweezer)
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To: Impala64ssa

One set of Democrats handing baton to another.


7 posted on 12/16/2021 10:45:47 AM PST by AndyTheBear
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To: Impala64ssa

That’s what they want people to think:

They now wear ‘black bloc’.


8 posted on 12/16/2021 10:45:48 AM PST by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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To: Impala64ssa

Go a little further South and you’re in an area
where President Obama’s relatives on his mother’s
side were from. The staunch Democrats who voted
for Faubus etc... Faubus was accused several times
of being “Communist” at times per his schooling
experience which he lied about—also in 1957.
Frank Davis was maybe picking up where the alleged
Faubus influence left off in my opinion.
Pointed in the leftward direction.


9 posted on 12/16/2021 11:26:45 AM PST by Scram1
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To: Tell It Right

LOL...who knew...:)


10 posted on 12/16/2021 11:40:14 AM PST by rlmorel (If the Biden Administration was only stupid or incompetent, some actions would benefit the USA.)
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