Posted on 12/16/2021 12:10:05 AM PST by Impy
Hi everyone, back with the comedy skit, our special guest this week.... 
"What are you jerks like a talk show or something?"
"Kung Flu?! What are you doing here?"
"Actually, I go by Cyrus now, Cyrus the Virus, get it? I think it sounds better for my screenplay."
"You're writing a screenplay?"
"Yeah, isn't everybody. It's my autobiography. I'm still kicking around titles."
"The Little Virus That Could (have been grown in a lab)?"
'The Manchurian Strain?'
"RNA Replication, an Erotic Tale?"
"Those are pretty good, I'll run them by my agent."
So Cy, what's new with you, besides the screenplay I mean?
"Nothing much. Having fun infecting dozens of fully vaxxed NFL and NBA players, I love messing with people's fantasy teams!!!"
Swell. Now we will move to our guest, Former, that's right Former Jacksonville Jags Head Ball Coach, Urban Meyer! Or should I call you Exurban Meyer?
"That's very original, D!ckwad!"
So, Urban, how come you got canned?
"Well, I was a massive prick to everyone. I forgot that you have to be good at your job to get away with that."
I heard you kicked your kicker. That's interesting.
"Yup, I kicked him. I thought he should understand how the ball feels. He had the gall to tell me not to kick him, so I went to his house and kicked his family. Then I kicked him off the team!"
Wow, you're like Jon Voight in that movie with James Van Der Beek.
"I do acknowlegde I crossed a line when I long snapped the long snapper for failing to salute my hat, which I put on a poll outside the shower room. That was an error in judgment, I should have just kicked him."
Let me know if you want on/off the list
Players get your picks in!
Week 15 Sched (Thanks Red Badger)
Note there are 2 early games on SATURDAY, in addition to the Thursday Game.
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 16TH 7:20 PM CST
Chiefs (9-4) – Chargers (8-5)
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 18TH 3:30 PM CST
Raiders (6-7) – Browns (7-6)
7:15 PM CST
Patriots (9-4) – Colts (7-6)
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 19TH 12:00 PM CST
Cowboys (9-4) - Giants (4-9)
Texans (2-11) - Jaguars (2-11)
Titans (9-4) - Steelers (6-6-1)
Jets (3-10) – Dolphins (6-7)
Washington (6-7) – Eagles (6-7)
Cardinals (10-2) – Lions (1-11-1)
Panthers (5-8) – Bills (7-6)
3:05 PM CST
Bengals (7-6) – Broncos (7-6)
Falcons (6-7) - 49ers (7-6)
3:25 PM CST
Seahawks (5-8) – Rams (8-4)
Packers (10-3) – Ravens (8-5)
7:20 PM CST
Saints (6-7) – Buccaneers (10-3)
MONDAY, DECEMBER 20TH 7:15 PM CST
Vikings (6-7) - Bears (4-9)
Browns have 15 players on COVID. Reduces their active roster to 42.
https://www.clevelandbrowns.com/team/players-roster/
Depth Chart
https://www.espn.com/nfl/team/depth/_/name/cle
It didnt occur to me before that the redskins were renamed to
The Washington Football Team...
THE W.T.F.
The WTF!?
It appears that the defenses have dialed in on Heineke and he’s throwing picks. Will be interesting to see what happens with the WTF’s.
Chargers
Browns
Patriots
Cowboys
Jaguars (someone has to win, right?)
Titans
Phins
Eagles
Cards
Bills
Broncos
Falcons
Rams
Ravens
Bucs
Vikings
Chargers
Raiders
Patriots
Cowboys
Jaguars
Titans
Dolphins
Eagles
Cardinals
Bills
Bengals
49ers
Seahawks
Packers
Buccaneers
Vikings
My picks this week:
Chargers
Raiders
Patriots
Cowboys
Texans
Titans
Dolphins
Eagles
Cardinals
Bills
Broncos
49ers
Rams
Packers
Buccaneers
Vikings
Weak 15
Chargers
Browns
Colts
Cowboys
Texans
Titans
Dolphins
Eagles
Cardinals
Bills
Bengals
49ers
Rams
Ravens
Buccaneers
Vikings
Good luck to all
What a piece of work. Florida, Ohio State and now Jacksonville.
MY PICKS:
Chiefs
Browns
Patriots
Cowboys
Texans
Titans
Dolphins
Eagles
Cardinals
Bills
Bengals
49ers
Rams
Packers
Buccaneers
Vikings
Chiefs
Raiders
Patriots
Cowboys
Texans
Titans
Dolphins
Eagles
Cardinals
Bills
Broncos
49ers
Rams
Packers
Buccaneers
Vikings
Week 15 Sched (Thanks Red Badger)
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 16TH 7:20 PM CST
Chargers (8-5)
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 18TH 3:30 PM CST
Browns (7-6)
7:15 PM CST
Patriots (9-4)
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 19TH 12:00 PM CST
Cowboys (9-4)
Jaguars (2-11)
Titans (9-4)
Dolphins (6-7)
Washington (6-7)
Cardinals (10-2)
Bills (7-6)
3:05 PM CST
Bengals (7-6)
49ers (7-6)
3:25 PM CST
Rams (8-4)
Packers (10-3)
7:20 PM CST
Saints (6-7) – Buccaneers (10-3)
MONDAY, DECEMBER 20TH 7:15 PM CST
Vikings (6-7) - Bears (4-9)
Chargers
Browns
Patriots
Cowboys
Jaguars
Titans
Dolphins
Eagles
Cardinals
Bills
Broncos
49ers
Rams
Ravens
Buccaneers
Vikings
Hey ro, you missed the last two (you didn’t pick)...
Chiefs
Raiders (Browns have Covid)
Patriots (Better coach)
Cowboys
Jaguars (Home team)
Titans
Dolphins
Eagles
Cardinals
Bills
Broncos (Home team)
49ers
Rams
Packers
Tampa Tom
Vikings
Raiders (6-7) – Browns (7-6) - Raiders recover from covid to win
Patriots (9-4) – Colts (7-6) - Pats defense is too good.
Cowboys (9-4) - Giants (4-9) - Cowboys to win and to cover
Texans (2-11) - Jaguars (2-11) - The Texans should cover the Jags dysfunction
Titans (9-4) - Steelers (6-6-1) - Titans
Jets (3-10) – Dolphins (6-7) - Dolphins
Washington (6-7) – Eagles (6-7) - WFT for now ... who will be the QB for Philly?
Cardinals (10-2) – Lions (1-11-1) - Cards come back to win
Panthers (5-8) – Bills (7-6) - Bills beat the Panthers dysfunction
3:05 PM CST
Bengals (7-6) – Broncos (7-6) - Bengals
Falcons (6-7) - 49ers (7-6) - 49ers
Seahawks (5-8) – Rams (8-4) - Rams
Packers (10-3) – Ravens (8-5) - Ivermectin boy continues to succeed
Saints (6-7) – Buccaneers (10-3) - Bucs break the curse to win
MONDAY, DECEMBER 20TH 7:15 PM CST
Vikings (6-7) - Bears (4-9) - Can the Bears beat anyone? Vikes
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