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NYCL Want a vax? Show proof you are fully vaxxed!
Original Content | 12/13/2021 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 12/13/2021 9:09:21 AM PST by Lazamataz

New York City will soon require proof of coronavirus vaccination to recieve coronavirus vaccines, the city announced Monday.

"We MUST achieve 100% vaccination rates, and the only way to achieve that, is to demand full vaccination before any vaccines can be administered!" declared Dr. B. Sick, the spokesman for the citywide vaccination effort. "Why should we put any health care professional at risk, while they vaccinate someone?"

Dr. Anthony Fauci, rubbing his hands together in glee, stated "This is the sort of common-sense legislation I can really get behind! We should lock down the entire country until vaccination rates exceed 275% of the population."

The mandate will go into effect Jan. 3 and require patients to show proof they've received two shots of Pfizer or Moderna's vaccine or one shot of Johnson and Johnson, in order to be eligible to recieve two shots of Pfizer or Moderna's vaccine or one shot of Johnson and Johnson's vaccine. The city will not allow any exemptions to this mandate.

City officials also said children ages 5 to 11, who more recently became eligible for vaccines, will need to show proof that they are fully vaccinated by Jan. 3 before they are permitted to be vaccinated.

In addition to vaccine clinics, the proof of full vaccination will be required to see any doctor or enter any health care facility.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: anthonyfauci; covidstooges; obamacare; vaccinemandates
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I hereby apply to the Babylon Bee for a writer's position.
1 posted on 12/13/2021 9:09:21 AM PST by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

i like it. perfectly happy to be refused a vaxx until i get vaxxed.


2 posted on 12/13/2021 9:11:14 AM PST by joshua c (Dump the LEFT. Cable tv, Big tech, national name brands)
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To: Lazamataz

What is NYCL?


3 posted on 12/13/2021 9:11:39 AM PST by TexasGator (UF)
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To: Admin Moderator

Can you change that capitol L in the headline, to a full colon? So that it reads “NYC: Want a vax? Show proof you are fully vaxxed!”

Thanks!


4 posted on 12/13/2021 9:11:47 AM PST by Lazamataz (I feel like it is 1937 Germany, and my last name is Feinberg.)
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To: Lazamataz
Seems like this is a circular argument.

Merry Christmas, Laz and all FReepers!

5 posted on 12/13/2021 9:12:40 AM PST by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: TexasGator

NYCL is a chemical element with the symbol Ni and atomic number 28. It is a silvery-white lustrous metal with a slight golden tinge. NYCL belongs to the transition metals and is hard and ductile.


6 posted on 12/13/2021 9:13:06 AM PST by Lazamataz (I feel like it is 1937 Germany, and my last name is Feinberg.)
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To: Navy Patriot
Seems like this is a circular argument.

It makes perfect sense to liberals.

7 posted on 12/13/2021 9:13:35 AM PST by Lazamataz (I feel like it is 1937 Germany, and my last name is Feinberg.)
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To: Lazamataz

How about a new article where NYC demands that all dead people be dug out of cemeteries and vaxxed?

;-)


8 posted on 12/13/2021 9:14:37 AM PST by cgbg (A kleptocracy--if they can keep it. Think of it as the Cantillon Effect in action.)
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To: Lazamataz

“NYCL is a chemical element with the symbol Ni and atomic number 28. It is a silvery-white lustrous metal with a slight golden tinge. NYCL belongs to the transition metals and is hard and ductile”

What does “NYCL Want a Vax?” mean?


9 posted on 12/13/2021 9:19:09 AM PST by TexasGator (UF)
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To: Lazamataz

Nicely done Laz, you had me for a moment. LOL!


10 posted on 12/13/2021 9:20:19 AM PST by READINABLUESTATE ( ‘When tyranny becomes law, resistance becomes duty.’)
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To: TexasGator
What does “NYCL Want a Vax?” mean?

It means that the element NYCL wants to be vaccinated. Covid is THAT deadly.

11 posted on 12/13/2021 9:23:46 AM PST by Lazamataz (I feel like it is 1937 Germany, and my last name is Feinberg.)
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To: TexasGator

COPR, on the other hand, has a cavelier attitude towards vaccination.


12 posted on 12/13/2021 9:25:22 AM PST by Lazamataz (I feel like it is 1937 Germany, and my last name is Feinberg.)
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To: READINABLUESTATE

You gotta watch that Laz character. He can be a real problem.


13 posted on 12/13/2021 9:26:33 AM PST by Lazamataz (I feel like it is 1937 Germany, and my last name is Feinberg.)
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To: Lazamataz

I’d tap that...


14 posted on 12/13/2021 9:28:09 AM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: Lazamataz

“You gotta watch that Laz character. He can be a real problem.

Rascal extraordinaire!


15 posted on 12/13/2021 9:29:23 AM PST by READINABLUESTATE ( ‘When tyranny becomes law, resistance becomes duty.’)
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To: Lazamataz

:: to a full colon? ::

Biden visiting the Pope again?
Let’s GO Brandon!


16 posted on 12/13/2021 9:31:04 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (This is NOT a pandemic of the unvaxx'd. It is a complete loss of common sense.)
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To: Lazamataz

I thought this was real for a brief moment until I saw the Mataz byline. I had a momentary sigh of relief knowing I could never be forced to be vaxxed because I am not vaxxed!

Kind of along the lines of how one is told one must take the vax to protect the vaxxed by taking the same vax that doesn’t protect the vaxxed from the unvaxxed.


17 posted on 12/13/2021 9:32:32 AM PST by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: cgbg

Well, they can’t have zombies running around unvaxxed, can they?


18 posted on 12/13/2021 9:34:02 AM PST by Gaffer
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To: cgbg

Pets need the jab next.


19 posted on 12/13/2021 9:56:37 AM PST by Pollard (PureBlood -- youtube.com/watch?v=VXm0fkDituE)
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To: Pollard

Then we need to vaxx furniture and walls.

Maximizing Big Pharma profits is job one!


20 posted on 12/13/2021 9:59:02 AM PST by cgbg (A kleptocracy--if they can keep it. Think of it as the Cantillon Effect in action.)
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