Posted on 12/13/2021 9:08:51 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
CALIFORNIA—Beto O'Rourke has surged to the front of the Texas gubernatorial race according to a recent poll of Californians.
O'Rourke is polling at the front of the pack, being an incredibly popular candidate to become governor of Texas. Not, of course, among people who live in Texas, but he's very well liked in California. While he'd be at the back of the pack in Texas, over 60% of Californians say they would vote for him as governor of Texas if they lived in Texas.
"This is great news for Beto," said one CNN anchor. "I mean, it would be. If he were running for governor of California. He's not. He's running for governor of Texas. So. You know. It doesn't really help him there. But it must make him feel really good."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
With the new mid-term variant of the virus there will be plenty of mail in ballots so Californians might just elect Beto governor of Texas.
Better Beto, Governor of California.
California, eh? Thanks, that gave me a chuckle.
Don’t give that creep any ideas. I guess he could “rule” Texas in absentia while living in California, , , ,
Haha, hilarious!
lolz
-PJ
The problem is: How many of these Californians live in Texas?
Also: How many of them live at all?
In Texas, Beto leads the polling for Most Fake Mexican, and for Most Authentic Pendejo.
I always think of him as Master Beto.
Love it .. Thanks Babylon Bee...
It makes sense that Beto would poll high among Californians. The pwople of California are not based in reality.
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