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Bomb squad called to ER after a patient turned up with a WWII artillery shell lodged in his rectum, police say
Yahoo ^
 | 4 Dec 2021
 | Joshua Zitser
Posted on 12/05/2021 8:45:41 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT
Bomb disposal experts were called to a hospital in Gloucester, England after a man told doctors that there was a World War II anti-tank shell lodged inside of him, authorities said. 
The item had already been removed by doctors by the time the bomb squad arrived, the spokesperson added, and the EOD confirmed that the shell was "not live" and "therefore not a danger to the public." 
The Sun was first to report that the unnamed patient told doctors at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital that he "slipped and fell" on the two-inch-wide artillery shell. 
The media outlet reported that the shell was part of his military memorabilia collection.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: bomb
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    Could happen to anyone.
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posted on 
12/05/2021 8:45:41 PM PST
by 
DUMBGRUNT
 
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on 
12/05/2021 8:46:13 PM PST
by 
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
 
To: DUMBGRUNT
    I hate it when that happens.
 
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posted on 
12/05/2021 8:46:36 PM PST
by 
BipolarBob
(WHY are there no Democrats on Mt. Rushmore?)
 
To: DUMBGRUNT
    Never anything bigger than a 20mm round. Sheesh....
 
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posted on 
12/05/2021 8:48:05 PM PST
by 
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
 
To: DUMBGRUNT
    He was just attempting to give himself explosive diarrhea...
 
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on 
12/05/2021 8:48:38 PM PST
by 
PGR88
 
To: DUMBGRUNT
    I don’t think we need to know anything more about this story...
 
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posted on 
12/05/2021 8:48:46 PM PST
by 
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
 
To: DUMBGRUNT
    Some things case lube just doesn’t cover. Or so I’ve heard.
 
To: Jamestown1630
    Now THAT’S what I call a ‘Suppository’.
 
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posted on 
12/05/2021 8:49:17 PM PST
by 
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
 
To: DUMBGRUNT
    He probably slipped because of all the lubricant.
 
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posted on 
12/05/2021 8:49:43 PM PST
by 
coloradan
(They're not the mainstream media, they're the gaslight media.  It's what they do. )
 
To: DUMBGRUNT
    There are internet sites dedicated to x-rays of the wacky things people have had lodged in their several nether orifices . . . always by falling on them.
 
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posted on 
12/05/2021 8:49:46 PM PST
by 
Blurb2350
(posted from my 1500-watt blow dryer)
 
To: DUMBGRUNT
    A real “hang fire” incident.
 
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posted on 
12/05/2021 8:49:53 PM PST
by 
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
 
To: DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
    I wonder if the gerbil is ok.
 
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posted on 
12/05/2021 8:50:33 PM PST
by 
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
 
To: dfwgator
    What you did there, I see it.
 
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posted on 
12/05/2021 8:54:32 PM PST
by 
Salamander
("Salamander has barbaric tendencies" /Gundog)
 
To: DUMBGRUNT
    There are some cases not even a “Slip & Fall Lawyer” would touch!
 
To: DUMBGRUNT
    I have to wonder if a creative collector wasn’t after him for a gambling debt...
 
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posted on 
12/05/2021 8:55:00 PM PST
by 
logi_cal869
(-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
 
To: DUMBGRUNT
    Slipped and fell...wink,wink
 
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posted on 
12/05/2021 8:55:10 PM PST
by 
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(The road to tyranny is paved with compliance  )
 
To: politicket
    There’s a better way....
 
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posted on 
12/05/2021 8:56:36 PM PST
by 
gundog
( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
 
To: DUMBGRUNT
    This thread was sponsored by:
 
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posted on 
12/05/2021 8:56:44 PM PST
by 
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
 
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