Posted on 12/02/2021 11:34:40 AM PST by servo1969
CHICAGO, IL—In a bombshell statement during his court case today, Jussie Smollett declared he can no longer be tried as he was murdered by racists while walking home last night and is now dead.
"I am now dead, so I can't stand trial," said Smollett, in tears. "While I was walking home last night, a gang of white Republicans surrounded me and said 'Let's go Brandon!' and then they shot me. It was terrifying."
The defense team backed up Smollett's statement. "Our client has clearly been murdered by racists, your honor, as he so eloquently stated today. We request that you drop this case, so that his spirit may rest in piece."
In her own statement, Vice President sent her condolences to Smollett's family. "I was heartbroken to hear of Jussie's untimely death at the hands of Trump voters," she said. "This goes to show what a deeply evil and racist country I am a Vice President of. We must be better, by voting for me in 2024."
Jussie Smollett is survived by his friends, his family, and himself.
It’s easy to see why the libs hate the Bee so much
...And why we love it.
KToe needs to be locked up.
Insanity plea coming right up...
Or at least he identifies as dead, which is just as good.
And like Alec Baldwin, they didn't pull the trigger, the gun shot him.
It’s a better defense than what Jussie’s lawyers are putting on.
So he is playing the ‘Braindead’ card, then?
He got better.
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