Posted on 12/02/2021 3:42:14 AM PST by Impy
I have no ideas this week and gotta get this posted so we're joined now by a very special guest, a fish that kinda looks like a football. Hiya, fish. 
"Hi there, I'm surprised I can talk and even more suprised you can hear me though the water of my tank."
So, how in the hell did a nightmarish creature such as yourself come into being?
"Well sir, the Doylist answer is God created me as some kind of metaphor about the Detroit Lions that would probably go over your head. The Watsonian answer is that John Madden got drunk at an aquarium one night......and there may be kids around so I shouldn't say any more than that."
"Can we eat you? I'm on a see food diet and you look....well disgusting actually but I forgot to go to the grocery store, we've got nothing but that one flavor of oatmeal nobody likes left over from a variety pack plus a leftover turkey leg that I don't remember being purple."
"That depends, you're not allergic to arsenic are you?"
"Isn't that they put in that really expensive coffee in San Francisco? I think that stuff makes me break out."
"He's just lying about being poisonous so we won't eat him!"
"Haha, well you've got me there, toots. I have to warn you though I do taste like European body odor and have the texture of low-quality upholstery, I was even banned in China for being too disgusting and they eat duck fetus and rotten eggs."
"I can't let you girls eat him, you see if I'm able to drop kick him though the goal posts in a stadium with the wind blowing out, the prophecy will be fulfilled and I'll win 10 superbowls in a row and Imelda Marcos will be forced to admit my shoe collection is nicer than hers."
"Ugh, so yeah ladies I'm actually delicious, don't forget to pair me with a white wine, not red."
Let me know if you want on/off the list
Players get your picks in!
Week 13 Sched, I’ll take Dallas Tonight
Thu Dec 2 (All times EST) 8:20 pm
Dallas Cowboys at New Orleans Saints
Sun Dec 5 1:00 pm
Arizona Cardinals at Chicago Bears
Indianapolis Colts at Houston Texans
Los Angeles Chargers at Cincinnati Bengals
Minnesota Vikings at Detroit Lions
New York Giants at Miami Dolphins
Philadelphia Eagles at New York Jets
Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Atlanta Falcons
4:05 pm
Washington Football Team at Las Vegas Raiders
4:25 pm
Baltimore Ravens at Pittsburgh Steelers
Jacksonville Jaguars at Los Angeles Rams
San Francisco 49ers at Seattle Seahawks
Denver Broncos at Kansas City Chiefs
Mon Dec 6 8:15 pm
New England Patriots at Buffalo Bills
Week 13 Byes: Carolina, Cleveland, Green Bay, Tennessee
Dallas
Arizona
Indianapolis
Cincinnati
Minnesota
Miami
Philadelphia
Tampa
Washington
Baltimore
Los Angeles Rams
San Francisco
Kansas City
Buffalo
Dallas Cowboys at New Orleans Saints Despite the Cowboys recent woes - two losses in a row - the Saints don't have a quarterback. So.... Cowboys!
The rest of my picks tomorrow.
My picks this week (hopefully better than the last few weeks)
Dallas Cowboys
Arizona Cardinals
Indianapolis Colts
Cincinnati Bengals
Minnesota Vikings
Miami Dolphins
New York Jets
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Las Vegas Raiders
Baltimore Ravens
Los Angeles Rams
San Francisco 49ers
Denver Broncos
New England Patriots
My picks:
Dallas Cowboys
Arizona Cardinals
Indianapolis Colts
Los Angeles Chargers
Minnesota Vikings
Miami Dolphins
Philadelphia Eagles
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Las Vegas Raiders
Baltimore Ravens
Los Angeles Rams
San Francisco 49ers
Kansas City Chiefs
Buffalo Bills
My Week 13 picks:
Dallas Cowboys
Arizona Cardinals
Indianapolis Colts
Cincinnati Bengals
Minnesota Vikings
New York Giants
Philadelphia Eagles
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Washington Football Team
Baltimore Ravens
Los Angeles Rams
San Francisco 49ers
Kansas City Chiefs
New England Patriots
Cowboys tonight
Gotta check Covid list for the rest.
week 13 picks cause thursday be crazy for me.
Cowboys
Colts
Bills
chiefs
49ers
ravens
rams
bengals
bears
eagles
buccs
doplhins
Vikings
should be all
good luck
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Vikings over the Lions by 3 (touchdowns)
Or, any Michigan High School over the Lions.......
Sun Dec 5 1:00 pm
Arizona Cardinals at Chicago Bears - I'll take the better QB. Cardinals. (Wait, didn't I do this last week?)
Indianapolis Colts at Houston Texans - I'll take the better QB. Colts. (Wait, didn't I do this last week?)
Los Angeles Chargers at Cincinnati Bengals - I'll take the better QB. Bengals. (Wait, didn't I do this last week? Chargers lost)
Minnesota Vikings at Detroit Lions - Neither team has a QB. Vikings.
New York Giants at Miami Dolphins - Both teams on a winning streak. Miami.
Philadelphia Eagles at New York Jets - I wouldn't watch this if it was SNF. Eagles. maybe.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Atlanta Falcons - Give me the Goodell favorite, with a side of ridiculous penalties. The Bradys.
Washington Football Team at Las Vegas Raiders - Come on, 'aiders! Refs by 4. Las Vegas.
Baltimore Ravens at Pittsburgh Steelers - Ravens
Jacksonville Jaguars at Los Angeles Rams - Rams
San Francisco 49ers at Seattle Seahawks - 49'ers
Denver Broncos at Kansas City Chiefs - Chiefs.
Mon - New England Patriots at Buffalo Bills - I still gotta take the Bills.
Dallas tonight. The rest later.
Dallas Cowboys at New Orleans Saints - Dallas
Arizona Cardinals at Chicago Bears - Arizona
Indianapolis Colts at Houston Texans - Indy
Los Angeles Chargers at Cincinnati Bengals - Chargers
Minnesota Vikings at Detroit Lions - Vikings
New York Giants at Miami Dolphins - Dolphins
Philadelphia Eagles at New York Jets - Eagles
Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Atlanta Falcons - Bucs
Washington Football Team at Las Vegas Raiders - Washington
Baltimore Ravens at Pittsburgh Steelers - Baltimore
Jacksonville Jaguars at Los Angeles Rams - Rams
San Francisco 49ers at Seattle Seahawks - 49ers
Denver Broncos at Kansas City Chiefs - Chiefs
New England Patriots at Buffalo Bills - Patriots
Well, let’s try this again. Maybe I’ll be over .500 this week.
COWBOYS
Cards
Bengals
Vikings (but the way their luck has been this year, the Lions might just win their first game)
I know the Giants just beat the Eagles, but I’m going with the Phins on this one.
Eagles
Bucs
Super Bowl XVIII rematch ... Raiders win again
Ravens
Rams
9ers at Seahags ... LOL! Seahags, I guess
Broncos at Chiefs ... great rivalry. Chiefs
Bills give the Patsies their first road loss
Oops ... Colts v Texans? Uh ... Colts
I think the odds-makers have it right this week. Pats/Bills is the only toss up and the Bills are at home so Bills get the nod.
Saints
Bears
Texans
Chargers
Lions
Giants
Jets
Falcons
Washington
Steelers
Jaguars
Seahawks
Broncos
Patriots
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