To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Normally I would agree, but the homecoming queen has a gun, and I need to protect myself
3 posted on
11/29/2021 12:42:34 PM PST by
dsrtsage
( Complexity is just simple lacking imagination)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
#1) You can always count on the police to protect you. Then why do they call themselves Law Enforcement Officers and not Citizen Protection Officers?
Because they enforce laws that are broken. That's phase two. Phase one is to prevent the crime. That means citizens should arm themselves.
5 posted on
11/29/2021 12:48:33 PM PST by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Imagine, if you will, a vaccine so safe you have to be threatened to take it. )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
icky pew pew pew hey this chit is fun pew pew pew
6 posted on
11/29/2021 12:49:14 PM PST by
al baby
(Hi Mom Hi Dad)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
#3) Guns make journalists wet their pants: If you live near a journalist and he hears you own a gun, he may wet his pants. Ah-hah, it now becomes clear why New York City has such stringent laws against guns, there would be major flooding around the New York Times HQ on a daily basis! Stores would run out of adult-size diapers and the supply chain can't handle that!
7 posted on
11/29/2021 12:56:18 PM PST by
SES1066
(Ask not what the LEFT can do for you, rather ask what the LEFT is doing to YOU!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
1 reason you DO need a gun: Australia
9 posted on
11/29/2021 12:58:51 PM PST by
Pajamajan
( PRAY FOR OUR NATION. NEVER be a peaceful quiet slave in a newe socialist America.66)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
There is an element of truth to #6, as long as the local Target remains stocked and open. What criminal wants your used stuff when they can score new?
10 posted on
11/29/2021 12:59:48 PM PST by
Vigilanteman
(The politicized state destroys aspects of civil society, human kindness and private charity.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
It’s a good thing I lost all of mine in that tragic boating accident...
11 posted on
11/29/2021 1:00:08 PM PST by
Dead Corpse
(A Psalm in napalm...)
To: All
My wife said I could buy a gun but not an Ar-15. So I bought the much more petite less threatening AR-10.
12 posted on
11/29/2021 1:00:48 PM PST by
BipolarBob
(Save the gay whales. They're an endangered species.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
#9 Guns, other than the muskets that existed at the time, are unconstitutional! You don't want to be unconstitutional, do you?
Somebody actually said that on the Chris Plante show yesterday
15 posted on
11/29/2021 1:06:27 PM PST by
FatherofFive
(We support Trump. Not the GOP)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
T-shirt at a recent gun show I attended =>
“My wife said she’d leave me if I bought a gun. I sure will miss her.”
16 posted on
11/29/2021 1:06:41 PM PST by
Ken H
(Trump won.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
At least in some areas there is probably an element of truth to #6. Why break into someone's home to steal a TV that's a couple of years old? You know you're going to have a hard time finding the remote for it. Also you might be exposed to dander from the family pets and you know how cats make you sneeze...
Seriously stores have all the newest stuff, nicely organized into departments, conveniently packaged for safe transport. No hunting for remotes, or charging cords for phones, or accidentally grabbing that 6 year old laptop they kept around. They're well lit, no pets to get in the way.
26 posted on
11/29/2021 2:33:36 PM PST by
ThunderSleeps
(Biden/Harris - illegitimate and everyone knows it.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I don’t need a gun. I have plenty.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
OK, I don’t NEED a gun...
But I sure do WANT 3 or 4 more...
29 posted on
11/29/2021 2:50:50 PM PST by
Paleo Pete
(Until waiting fills...)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I
know I
don't need a gun. I don't
want one, either. But that doesn't change the fact that it's out of my hands because my gun is
da debil and has taken possesion of my mind.
So if you want me to give up my gun, don't bother talking to me, take it up with my gun. Because IT has the final say on the matter. I guaran-dam-tee it.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
31 posted on
11/29/2021 3:17:05 PM PST by
SERE_DOC
( The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. TJ)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Guns make journalists wet their pants: If you live near a journalist and he hears you own a gun, he may wet his pants. You don't want something like that on your conscience. This author don't know me very well, do he? LOL
32 posted on
11/29/2021 3:24:43 PM PST by
TigersEye
(Ray Epps didn't kill himself.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Writing for the Bee must be like shooting fish in a barrel these days. The satire practically writes itself.
34 posted on
11/29/2021 7:23:46 PM PST by
Some Fat Guy in L.A.
(Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite its unfashionability)
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