Posted on 11/23/2021 1:33:11 AM PST by Impy
Happy Thanksgiving everyone, we're joined now by our soon to be dinner here at Impy House, Bears Head Coach Matt Nagy. 
"When you said you wanted to 'Have me for Thanksgiving dinner'.......I honestly expected this but I showed up anyhow, that's how stupid I am. Or maybe I'm ready for this to be over too, you know, subconsciously, I've surpirsed I know what that word means."
"I call drumstick!"
"I call brains....I'm on a diet so I need something LOW in calories."
"Is this gonna hurt?"
"Like I was hurt when the Ravens rammed it down our throat to win in under 90 secords after Abby Dalton's Heroic Hail Mary? I don't know, Mama, tell the coach what he can expect."
"Don't worry Mr. Coach Klien, I've read 'To Serve Man' as well as 'The Joy of Cooking...People! by H. Lecter", you won't feel a thing after I slowly extract your giblets."
"Oh, good."
"On behalf of the Detriot Lions I'm here to formally request you wait till after the game before removing Coach Nagy's giblets, I realize this will mean a late dinner for your and your family but I hope you can accomdate us."
Sure thing TJ, I'm gonna fill up on mac and cheese anyway. So what are you guys thankful for this year?
"I'm thankful I got to see the field again this season."
"We here at the White House are all very thankful for adult diapies, or else it would called 'The Brown House'!"
"I'm thankful for Colts 41, Bills 15, that's scoragami!!!"
"I'm thankful for my honkey parents who fed, clothed, and lovingly raised my sorry ass even after the time traveler told them it would be better for everyone to ship me to Mongolia."
"I'm thankful for my giblets....and that the value of my house has gone up."
Let me know if you want on/off the list
Players get your picks in!
Week 12 Sched, Thanks Red Badger (Week 10 and 11 results coming soon)
THANKSGIVING - THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 25TH 11:30 AM CST
Bears (3-7) – Lions (0-9-1)
3:30 PM CST
Raiders (5-5) – Cowboys (7-3)
7:20 PM CST
Bills (6-4) – Saints (5-5)
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 28TH 12:00 PM CST
Buccaneers (7-3) – Colts (6-5)
Jets (2-8) – Texans (2-8)
Eagles (5-6) – Giants (3-7)
Panthers (5-6) – Dolphins (4-7)
Titans (8-3) – Patriots (7-4)
Steelers (5-4-1) - Bengals (6-4)
Falcons (4-6) – Jaguars (2-8)
3:05 PM CST
Chargers (6-4) – Broncos (5-5)
3:25 PM CST
Rams (7-3) – Packers (8-3)
Vikings (5-5) - 49ers (5-5)
7:20 PM CST
Browns (6-5) – Ravens (7-3)
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 29TH 7:15 PM CST
Seahawks (3-7) – Washington (4-6)
Week 12 BYE Teams: Arizona, Kansas City
Lions
Cowboys
Bills
Colts
Texans
Eagles
Dolphins
Titans
Bengals
Jaguars
Chargers
Packers
Vikings
Ravens
Washington
Good luck everyone
The few people in my state who like the NFL won’t talk about it much this weekend. This weekend is dominated with the state holiday on Saturday that we still call the Iron Bowl. LOL
Bears
Cowboys
Saints
Buccaneers
jets
Eagles
Panthers
Patriots
Bengals
Falcons
Chargers
Rams
Vikings
Ravens
Washington
Bears (3-7) – Lions (0-9-1) - Bears
Raiders (5-5) – Cowboys (7-3) - Cowboys
Bills (6-4) – Saints (5-5) - Bills
Buccaneers (7-3) – Colts (6-5) - Bucs
Jets (2-8) – Texans (2-8) - Texans
Eagles (5-6) – Giants (3-7) - Eagles
Panthers (5-6) – Dolphins (4-7) - Panthers
Titans (8-3) – Patriots (7-4) - Patriots
Steelers (5-4-1) - Bengals (6-4) - Bengals
Falcons (4-6) – Jaguars (2-8) - Falcons
Chargers (6-4) – Broncos (5-5) - Chargers
Rams (7-3) – Packers (8-3) - Packers
Vikings (5-5) - 49ers (5-5) - 49ers
Browns (6-5) – Ravens (7-3) - Ravens
Seahawks (3-7) – Washington (4-6) - Washington
THANKSGIVING - THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 25TH 11:30 AM CST
Bears (3-7)
3:30 PM CST
Cowboys (7-3)
7:20 PM CST
Bills (6-4)
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 28TH 12:00 PM CST
Buccaneers (7-3)
Jets (2-8)
Eagles (5-6)
Panthers (5-6)
Patriots (7-4)
Bengals (6-4)
Falcons (4-6)
3:05 PM CST
Chargers (6-4)
3:25 PM CST
Packers (8-3)
Vikings (5-5)
7:20 PM CST
Ravens (7-3)
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 29TH 7:15 PM CST
Washington (4-6)
MY PICKS Week 12
Bears
Cowboys
Bills
Colts
Texans
Eagles
Panthers
Titans
Steelers
Falcons
Chargers
Rams
49ers
Ravens
Seahawks
THANKSGIVING - THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 25TH 11:30 AM CST
Bears (3-7) – Lions (0-9-1) - Surely the red headed miracle can win this one. Chicago
Raiders (5-5) – Cowboys (7-3) - The Cowboys QB, I hope.
Bills (6-4) – Saints (5-5) - I suspect that the Bills QB can win, not sure.
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 28TH 12:00 PM CST
Buccaneers (7-3) – Colts (6-5) - Maybe the better RB will win. Colts
Jets (2-8) – Texans (2-8) - Could it be that the Texans have a QB? Texans
Eagles (5-6) – Giants (3-7) - The Iggles will dump the Giants. Cowboys better keep winning. Just sayin'
Panthers (5-6) – Dolphins (4-7) - Who knew that the Camster could play QB? Carolina
Titans (8-3) – Patriots (7-4) - Give me a New England defensive win.
Steelers (5-4-1) - Bengals (6-4) - How many times will the league demand that Rothy trot back out for a near loss at the end? Bengals.
Falcons (4-6) – Jaguars (2-8) - Falcons. No the Jags. Falcons. Yeah sure ... the Falcons ... (maybe)
3:05 PM CST
Chargers (6-4) – Broncos (5-5) - The Broncos are pretty good without their star player. But give me the Chargers.
Rams (7-3) – Packers (8-3) - Gotta go with Ivermectin boy. GB
Vikings (5-5) - 49ers (5-5) - I think that Cousins is the better QB, but the Vikes have the better RB. Yikes. I means, Vikes.
7:20 PM CST
Browns (6-5) – Ravens (7-3) - How could the Ravens possibly lose this game? We'll find out. Picking the Jacksons anyway.
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 29TH 7:15 PM CST
Seahawks (3-7) – Washington (4-6) - The battle for a better draft pick continues. Washington wins this one, loses next April.
Due to the overwhelming respose to my quiz last week, here are the answers (as of 11/23/2021, per scoring stats):
Top Three Teams in the NFL
1. New England Patriots
2. Buffalo Bills
3. Arizona Cardinals
Top Eight Offensive Teams in the NFL:
1. Arizona Cardinals
2. Indianapolis Colts
3. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
4. New England Patriots
5. Philadelphia Eagles
6. Buffalo Bills
7. Dallas Cowboys
8. Tennessee Titans
Top Three Defensive Teams in the NFL:
1. Buffalo Bills
2. New England Patriots
3. Denver Broncos
Yup, Belichick is up on top again this time without Brady. He is obviously one of, if not the, best NFL Head Coach of all time.
My wife’s picks this week:
CHICAGO BEARS
LAS VEGAS RAIDERS
NEW ORLEANS SAINTS
TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS
HOUSTON TEXANS
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
MIAMI DOLPHINS
NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
PITTSBURGH STEELERS
ATLANTA FALCONS
DENVER BRONCOS
GREEN BAY PACKERS
MINNESOTA VIKINGS
BALTIMORE RAVENS
SEATTLE SEAHAWKS
Bears stuff the Lions
Cowboys make Raiders look like turkeys 🦃
Bills take the nightcap
Sunday:
Bucs
Texans
Iggles
Fins
Titans
Pittsburgh
ATL
Bolts zap ⚡️ the Broncos
Packers over LA
Vikes
Browns take SNF
Seahawks
Bonus College pick : OSU over Michigan
I’m too embarrassed by my results so far to publicly reveal picks now.
My picks:
Bears
Cowboys
Bills
Colts
Texans
Eagles
Dolphins
Patriots
Bengals
Falcons
Chargers
Packers
49ers
Ravens
Washington
10 contenders & pretenders will be down to 8 after this week.
https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2021-college-football-predictions/
this week:
Ohio state (-7.5) @ Michigan
Oklahoma @ Oklahoma St (-3.5)
Bears
Cowboys
Bills
On Thursday
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