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D'oh! Here Are 8 Critical Errors Made By The Rittenhouse Prosecutors
Babylon Bee ^ | 11/18/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/19/2021 6:53:21 PM PST by BipolarBob

Kyle Rittenhouse’s guilt as a white supremacist, terrorist, violence-inciting murderer is obvious. That’s why the prosecution team for the state of Wisconsin has been so sharply criticized for botching what should have been a layup case.

Below are the critical errors made by the prosecutors that may allow the mass murderer the freedom to do even more mass-murdering:

1) Forgetting to go to law school: Sources say they learned to be lawyers by watching episodes of Suits.

2) Letting their star witness tell the truth: Hours training him to lie in court, down the drain.

3) Googling "what does self-defense mean?" during the trial: They must have forgotten all the TV cameras watching their every move.

4) Getting mixed up and thinking they were with the defense team for the first two days: A bewildering time for all.

5) Telling the jury to "look at the evidence.": Oops!

6) Bribing the judge with celery instead of cookies: This mistake alone may have cost them the case.

7) Taking duck-lip selfies in front of the jury box during opening arguments: While the selfies looked great, it just seemed like bad taste, you know?

8) Pointing a gun in everyone's face: It may work in other courts, but not this one.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; illinois; kenosha; kylerittenhouse; rittenhouseacquittal; wisconsin
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What can you say? These clowns hobbled out of court with bullet ridden feet from self inflicted injuries. We are watching history everyday.
1 posted on 11/19/2021 6:53:21 PM PST by BipolarBob
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Binky or whatever his name is name is, will be a law clerk in palookaville.


2 posted on 11/19/2021 6:57:48 PM PST by Huskrrrr (Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
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All joking aside, and it was funny, do these bozos face any negative consequences due to misconduct?


3 posted on 11/19/2021 6:59:06 PM PST by Robwin ( )
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There were multiple violations but it may be up to the judge whether to file with the bar assc. or not. Given the atmosphere and wokeness of the bar, he may just let sleeping dogs lie.


4 posted on 11/19/2021 7:01:14 PM PST by BipolarBob (I thought growing old would take longer.)
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Pointing a gun with his finger on the trigger pretending to be baldwin 🤪


5 posted on 11/19/2021 7:09:36 PM PST by NWFree (Somebody has to say it)
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If I was a juror, I would be infuriated. I would be sure and hunt them down to tell them or tell it on tv, that was the final straw. Totally unprofessional behavior.


6 posted on 11/19/2021 7:13:32 PM PST by BipolarBob (I thought growing old would take longer.)
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--Binky or whatever his name is name is, will be a law clerk in palookaville.--

Someone named him Fatlock.

7 posted on 11/19/2021 7:13:32 PM PST by JPG (You can't unjab the jab.)
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8 posted on 11/19/2021 7:15:19 PM PST by Bobalu (Figure out what you like, learn enough to be dangerous, and then start fiddling around)
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Number one mistake, bringing the case to trial in the first place. 😀🙃


9 posted on 11/19/2021 7:16:11 PM PST by Mark17 (USAF ATCer, Retired. Father of USAF pilot. ATCers & pilots, the quintessential elements of aviation)
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10 posted on 11/19/2021 7:19:09 PM PST by knarf (?<p>Little kids grow up to be adults that get into powerful positions and act out their thoughts.<pg)
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To: BipolarBob

The antics of the prosecutors in this case will be the fodder of Law School professors for years to come.


11 posted on 11/19/2021 7:21:41 PM PST by O6ret
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Not enough photo shopping was probably their Achilles heel.


12 posted on 11/19/2021 7:23:50 PM PST by Telepathic Intruder
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“Pointing a gun in everyone’s face: It may work in other courts, but not this one.”

Criminal behavior...


13 posted on 11/19/2021 7:25:20 PM PST by Paladin2 (Critical Marx Theory is The SOLUTION....)
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Good one bro.


14 posted on 11/19/2021 7:28:39 PM PST by Mark17 (USAF ATCer, Retired. Father of USAF pilot. ATCers & pilots, the quintessential elements of aviation)
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Antagonizing and juvenile. If they had any “good will” in the courtroom, they shot those dreams to pieces with that maneuver.


15 posted on 11/19/2021 7:41:57 PM PST by BipolarBob (I thought growing old would take longer.)
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To: knarf

The Eww factor is strong with this one.


16 posted on 11/19/2021 8:03:08 PM PST by Norski
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17 posted on 11/19/2021 8:45:09 PM PST by Trillian
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To: knarf

lolol


18 posted on 11/19/2021 8:45:45 PM PST by Trillian
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To: BipolarBob

19 posted on 11/19/2021 8:45:58 PM PST by Bobalu (Figure out what you like, learn enough to be dangerous, and then start fiddling around)
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1) Forgetting to go to law school: Sources say they learned to be lawyers by watching episodes of Suits.

That worked out well enough for Meghan Markle.

20 posted on 11/19/2021 8:56:57 PM PST by x
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