Posted on 11/10/2021 3:17:11 PM PST by nickcarraway
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An Austrian brothel has devised an ingenious way to incentivize people to get the coronavirus vaccine — by offering promised patrons a free fling with a prostitute of their choosing if they get immunized at the bordello.
“We are very popular,” Christoph Lielacher, director of the Fun Palast in Vienna, told Reuters of the enticing new initiative, which they created in response to the recent government mandate barring the unvaccinated from restaurants and other indoor areas amid an infection spike last week. The measure — known as 2G — had reportedly caused a 50% dip in the number of clients at the brothel, the Daily Mail reported.
To help stem the financial hemorrhage, Fun Palast is offering the COVID jab every Monday from 4 pm to 10 pm through the end of November. Best of all, men who get inoculated on-site will be gifted a free 30-minute session in the skin merchant’s VIP club with the “lady of their choice.” Think of it as a sexy nurse role-playing scenario but with actual medical care.
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Free jab!
I can’t judge the offer until I see photos of all the women who work there.
nasty. I’m sure the ‘area’ is not the most sanitary place to give anyone an injection. nasty nasty nasty...
Perhaps they should mix the Covid vax with penicillin.
Yeah no kidding. The god of this world 🌍 will try anything to brainwash the sheep 🐑.
Take their Johnson and Johnson in exchange for your Johnson. Fair cat house exchange.
hey, all i got was a lottery ticket. should have held out longer
UNFAIR!
all my hospital gave me was a lollypop
I obviously need to upgrade my medical plan
NYC offered $100. This ahem I guess sort of tops it. I can hold out for quite some time.
My insurance won’t even pay for massages at a normal straight place.
An exchange of small pricks
Yes, but they get to see “Goofus and Gallant” acted out. Brothel style!
Get your free vaccine and a bonus free STD right now!!! Don’t delay!!!
So a patron partaking of the freebie gets f****d by the employee, big pharma, and the government simultaneously.
mRNA and STD in 30 minutes or less
If that 4’x8” chick from the Bunny Ranch is offering I’ll seriously consider
https://heavy.com/news/2019/05/alice-little/
I wonder if they are offering Free Beer? Might be worth the trip.............
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