Posted on 11/04/2021 1:49:33 PM PDT by servo1969
RICHMOND, VA--Terry McAuliffe's loss in the Virginia gubernatorial race has sent shock waves through the Democrat establishment. Some are blaming the rise of racism, domestic terrorist parents of public-school students, and lack of understanding of true Marxism for the loss. After careful study of the results, however, the campaign determined the true cause was a shockingly low turnout among 3 a.m. ballots.
"Yeah, our ground game was clearly to blame," said McAuliffe to tearful reporters. "After studying the numbers, there is just no way to sugarcoat our failure to turn out the 3 a.m. ballots. Bottom line is, we simply came up short. The votes in the key 3 a.m. demographic just weren't there."
The DNC is looking closely at what went wrong in Virginia to make sure they don't repeat the mistakes in the crucial 2022 election. So far, the clear takeaway is simply to make sure they have enough ballots in reserve to make up for a rise in racism, pornophobia, LGBTQaphobia, Islamophobia, and Marxismaphobia among the voters.
"We thought we had it in the bag with all the early vote ballots, all the absentee ballots, all the dead voter ballots, and frankly we got a little lazy and let the country down," said McAuliffe campaign head Biff Tannen. "Let this be a lesson to all Democrat candidates facing an election in this hostile environment full of terrorist parents who don't want their girls raped in school bathrooms by guys wearing skirts. Do not rely on actual people voting for Democrats! The 3 a.m. ballot demographic is key to Democrat victory from now on."
Democrat strategists also determined to push the wildly popular CRT a little more next time.
Great Scott!
DAMN THE BEE!!! almost choked on the headline... cause it’s TRUE!
Giant LOL!
The Swamp was OK with him losing. If they thought he was worth the 3 a.m. ballot dump, he would have won.
Why can’t McAuliffe tell it like it is, that the democrats messed up and that is why they lost. They allowed Merrick Garland to sick the DOJ on American citixens and call them domestic terrorists. They allowed Biden to impoose mandates on people whw have beem freightened by media with stupid reports of bizzare but unproven side affects from innoculations. Imstead of sitting on evil journalists who produce these reports, they are imposing mandates on scared people who are not given the truth. How about being straight with the people.
When Youngkin was only winning by a couple points when I went to bed, Mr. NEMDF said it looked like we had a win there.
I said, “...don’t you remember ALL OF THE GRAPHS showing how the lead went up for Biden at 3 a.m.?....”
I fully expected this to happen in VA this week, but think they are trying to let us relax about election fraud going forward.....
This is way too true.
It’s SUPPOSED TO BE a joke. Well satire, actually, but IMO probably far closer to reality than we’d like to see.
I think that the democrats really do not understand that they are the ones who messed up that bad.
I think they are that deluded.
That was good. (I clicked before noticing that it was BabylonBee.)
“3am ballots” is code for fraud.
The 3 AM ballots are on a cargo ship from China, but they’re stuck and can’t get to port. They’ll get here eventually.
McAuliffe just doesn’t get it.
The way things are going in this country, when I see a headline like this, I think it’s only a 50/50 shot it’s from the Babylon Bee.
All those preprinted McCauliffe ballots made in China stuck on one of those freighters stuck at anchor off the coast still waiting to get unloaded LMAO!!
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