Bender2 Memorial Pigskin Pickem Thread, Week 9

11-3-2021

[Impy]

Fool's Ball Week 9

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In Memoriam Danny Lee (BENDER2)

[Impy]

We have a lot of guests to get to this week, let's get started! First up is Falcons WR Calvin Ridley, who has taken a leave of absence to forcus on his mental well being. Hi Calvin.

"Hi there, Imp".

So, taking a break, eh? Even though you just had one all summer?

"Yup. Everyone really should, I encouage cops, fireman, truck drivers, teachers, store clerks, everyone to just take a powder to recharge those batteries."

"Hey, you're being pretty mean, Impy, what if he's really going though something?"

You think this is mean? I don't even have him in fantasty!!! Just imagine. Next up, Former Raiders WR Henry Ruggs who got cut for killing someone by driving drunk at 156 MPH instead of calling a damn uber. Hiya Hank! How's it going?

"Not so well, I'm probably going to prison for long time, I'm not famous enough to get off."

Sucks to be you but look on the bright side, you're better off than the lady you needlessly killed, you dumb SOB. Next up, Bears GM Ryan Pace. So Ryan, the trade deadline was the other day, the Bears suck, what players did you trade for draft capital to improve the team?

"There was a deadline? Sowwy I was busy huffing paint that day."

"Impy, I thought you'd take a more jubilant tone this week after the good election results last night."

You're right let's have some fun with out final guest. Former and not Future VA Governor Terry McAwful, hey Terry!

"Hey, hmm I seem to look just like Matt Nagy and Ryan Pace for some reason."

Yeah, I'm lazy about searching for images but you know, a dunce is a dunce. Anyway, would you concede you ran a lousy race, that your a hyporcrite for not accepting Al Gore's defeat in 2000 whilst critizing Donald Trump, and that you're a snake-like douchebag and the people of VA should thank God you lost? "

"Well, I...no"

"You're not leaving this room till you concede, buddy".

"Yup. We've got plyers"

**Sob** Very well, I CONCDEDE!!!!!!!!

[Impy]

Pigskin Pickem Week 9

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Players get your picks in!

[Impy]

Week 8 Results Pending

Week 9 Sched (Thanks Red Badger)

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 4TH 7:20 PM CDT
Jets (2-5) – Colts (3-5)

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 7TH 12:00 PM CST
Falcons (3-4) – Saints (5-2)
Broncos (4-4) - Cowboys (6-1)
Patriots (4-4) – Panthers (4-4)
Vikings (3-4) - Ravens (5-2)
Browns (4-4) – Bengals (5-3)
Bills (5-2) - Jaguars (1-6)
Texans (1-7) - Dolphins (1-7)
Raiders (5-2) – Giants (2-6)

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 7TH 3:05 PM CST
Chargers (4-3) – Eagles (3-5)

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 7TH 3:25 PM CST
Packers (7-1) - Chiefs (4-4)
Cardinals (7-1) - 49ers (3-4)

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 7TH 7:20 PM CST
Titans (6-2) - Rams (7-1)

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 8TH 7:15 PM CST
Bears (3-5) – Steelers (4-3)

Week 9 BYEs : Detroit, Seattle, Tampa Bay, Washington

[Bernard]

Side question - how soon before the Bears QB jersey wearing a headbag shows #1 instead of #6?

[Rummyfan]

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 4TH 7:20 PM CDT
Jets (2-5) – Colts (3-5) Since that shocking performance from the Jets last Sunday, I am not so certain about this game. But I'm thinking the Jets return to form. COLTS.

Rest of my picks later.

[ro_dreaming]

Week 9 Sched (Thanks Red Badger)

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 4TH 7:20 PM CDT
Colts (3-5)

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 7TH 12:00 PM CST
Saints (5-2)
Cowboys (6-1)
Patriots (4-4)
Ravens (5-2)
Bengals (5-3)
Bills (5-2)
Dolphins (1-7)
Raiders (5-2)

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 7TH 3:05 PM CST
Chargers (4-3)

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 7TH 3:25 PM CST
Chiefs (4-4)
Cardinals (7-1)

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 7TH 7:20 PM CST
Titans (6-2)

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 8TH 7:15 PM CST
Steelers (4-3)

Week 9 BYEs : Detroit, Seattle, Tampa Bay, Washington

[ro_dreaming]

Great skit his week Impy!

[RainMan]

ARI
BAL
BUF
CLE
DAL
GBP
IND
LAC
LAR
LVR
MIA
NEP
NOS
PIT

[al_c]

I guess someone has to win … Colts
Saints
Cowboys
Panthers
Ravens
Bengals
Bills
Texans
Raiders
Chargers
Packers
Cardinals
Rams
Steelers

[atc23]

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 4TH 7:20 PM CDT

Colts

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 7TH 12:00 PM CST

Falcons

Cowboys

Patriots

Ravens

Bengals

Bills

Texans

Raiders

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 7TH 3:05 PM CST

Chargers

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 7TH 3:25 PM CST

Packers

Cardinals

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 7TH 7:20 PM CST

RAMS

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 8TH 7:15 PM CST

Steelers

[campaignPete R-CT]

8 contenders for Final 4.
Tough opponents for:
Mich St, Oklahoma St, Oregon ... on the road.

Some of the 5 pretenders face tough opponents this week:
Auburn @ Tex A&M
Wake Forest, Baylor ... on the road

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2021-college-football-predictions/

[Alas Babylon!]

Colts
Saints
Cowboys
Patriots
Ravens
Bengals
Bills
Dolphins
Raiders
Chargers
Packers
Cardinals
Rams
Steelers

[texas booster]

Jets (2-5) – Colts (3-5) - The better QB wins. No idea in this game which one that is, so I'll pick Wentz. Falcons (3-4) – Saints (5-2) - The better QB loses - give me the Saints. Broncos (4-4) - Cowboys (6-1) - The better QB wins, so I'll pick Cooper. Patriots (4-4) – Panthers (4-4) - The better coach wins this one. NE Vikings (3-4) - Ravens (5-2) - The better team wins this one. Ravens Browns (4-4) – Bengals (5-3) - Have to go with the better team, Bengals. Bills (5-2) - Jaguars (1-6) - The better QB wins. Buffalo. Texans (1-7) - Dolphins (1-7) - Can this one end in a tie? Miami. Raiders (5-2) – Giants (2-6) - Raiders Chargers (4-3) – Eagles (3-5) - The better QB wins. Chargers Packers (7-1) - Chiefs (4-4) - The better QB has a false positive covid test. So I'll pick the Chiefs. Cardinals (7-1) - 49ers (3-4) - Pick the better QB - Cardinals. Titans (6-2) - Rams (7-1) - Rams are too much, and they have the better QB. LA. Bears (3-5) – Steelers (4-3) - Better QB. Steelers.

[Laslo Fripp]

For tonight it’s the Colts.

I’ll be back with the rest as soon as I figure out how to alphabetize them!

[teeman8r]

Colts
Saints
Cowboys
Panthers (4-4)
Ravens
Bengals (5-3)
Bills
Dolphins (1-7)
Raiders (5-2
Eagles
Packers
Cardinals
Rams
Steelers

Good luck to all

Go ravens

[stuck_in_new_orleans]

Jets
Saints
Cowboys
Patriots
Ravens
Bengals
Bills
Dolphins
Raiders
Chargers
Chiefs
Cardinals
Rams
Steelers

[Red Badger]

MY PICKS FOR WEEK 9:

Jets
Saints
Cowboys
Panthers
Ravens
Bengals
Bills
Dolphins
Raiders
Chargers
Packers
Cardinals
Rams
Steelers

[Poser]

Colts
Saints
Cowboys
Patriots
Ravens
Bengals
Bills
Dolphins
Raiders
Chargers
Chiefs
Cardinals
Rams
Steelers

What? Tom Brady isn’t playing this week? Oh, the horror!

[big'ol_freeper]

Colts over the Jets

[DoodleDawg]

Colts over the Jets
Saints over the Falcons
Cowboys over the Broncos
Patriots over the Panthers
Ravens over the Vikings
Bengals over the Browns
Bills over the Jaguars
Dolphins over the Texans
Giants over the Raiders
Chargers over the Eagles
Packers over the Chiefs
Cardinals over the 49ers
Rams over the Titans
Steelers over the Bears