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Simple, buy Reeses peanut butter cups, place in freezer, turn out the lights.

More for me!

1 posted on 10/28/2021 10:19:26 AM PDT by mylife
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Dreaded?


2 posted on 10/28/2021 10:20:33 AM PDT by Bookwoman (And I am unanimous in that.)
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There is such a thing as “extra Hershey bars”?


3 posted on 10/28/2021 10:21:30 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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Popular Mechanics? Pathetic.


4 posted on 10/28/2021 10:22:02 AM PDT by corkoman
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Just do what I do post signs saying the house is under quarantine because of COVID that scares everyone off!


5 posted on 10/28/2021 10:22:13 AM PDT by Kartographer (“We Mutually Pledge To Each Other Our Lives, Our Fortunes And Our Sacred Honor”)
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It's super good when cold. I used some to make coconut bars, some to make pecan globs...

I want to share with kids why??

6 posted on 10/28/2021 10:22:25 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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I live in a cul-de-sac of only five houses, and most years I have fewer than ten trick-or-treaters. (One year I had none, and it wasn’t last year.) But the year I only get enough candy for ten trick-or-treaters will be the year I get twenty or thirty.


7 posted on 10/28/2021 10:23:26 AM PDT by Steve_Seattle
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In honor of empty shelves Biden, I’m going to give them a note to vote Democrat.


8 posted on 10/28/2021 10:24:09 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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Give out apples. After you give out one word will spread quickly and no more trick or treaters to worry about. Problem solved. So the answer is: buy exactly one apple.


9 posted on 10/28/2021 10:24:22 AM PDT by pepsi_junkie (Often wrong, but never in doubt!)
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I still have froze Kit Kats from last year. Nutrition is overrated.


10 posted on 10/28/2021 10:25:25 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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“You don’t want to end up with bags upon bags of extra candy this Halloween, especially considering our current economy of shortages”

That make no sense.


11 posted on 10/28/2021 10:25:45 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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If any of you have an excess of mini-chocolate bars and Reese’s this year, just send them to me. I won’t let them go to waste.


13 posted on 10/28/2021 10:26:27 AM PDT by fidelis (Ecce Crucem Domini! Fugite partes adversae! Vicit Leo de tribu Juda, Radix David! Alleluia! )
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Must not be the writer of “The Wordless Workshop”.
This is a serious article, I thought it was satire at first.
I need to go out in the shop and busy myself.


14 posted on 10/28/2021 10:26:33 AM PDT by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope. )
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Thanks so much, popular mechanics! We could’ve never figured out how to buy candy bars without your invaluable help!!


15 posted on 10/28/2021 10:28:51 AM PDT by faithhopecharity (“Politicians are not born. They’re excreted.” Marcus Tillius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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I don’t do demons.


16 posted on 10/28/2021 10:28:55 AM PDT by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord. (Psalm 33:12))
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How can we make something simple so complicated????

I get some candy based on the numbers of trick or treaters in past years. If the candy runs out, then we turn out the lights and we’re done for the evening. No need for advanced calculations.


17 posted on 10/28/2021 10:29:16 AM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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You don't want to end up with bags upon bags of extra candy this Halloween,

I quit reading right there. That is what Halloween is all about at my house, especially the mound of extra Hershey bars..

19 posted on 10/28/2021 10:34:27 AM PDT by pfflier
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Who doesn’t want extra bags of Halloween candy?

Strange article. Most people can figure that out on their own. They don’t need to do math.


20 posted on 10/28/2021 10:35:38 AM PDT by proud American in Canada ("Fear is a reaction; Courage is a decision." Winston ChurchillA)
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When I was still teaching I use to get most of my students. About 130 kids. Last year during covid I had a little under 100.


21 posted on 10/28/2021 10:35:54 AM PDT by mware (RETIRED)
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Just buy what you like. Then the "excess" will disappear by itself.

22 posted on 10/28/2021 10:37:27 AM PDT by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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Easy. None.

When our kids were young we never celebrated a satanic inspired holiday.

We’d take them to a friends hose and they’d play together ball evening.


23 posted on 10/28/2021 10:38:28 AM PDT by cyclotic (Live your life in such a way that they hate you as much as they hated Rush Limbaugh)
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