Florida man found with live grenade, clown mannequin inside truck: video

NY Post ^ | By Joshua Rhett Miller

[BenLurkin]

Branson told deputies he found the grenade three or four years ago while cleaning out a veteran’s home and decided to keep it.

He was unsure whether it was active, said Flagler County Sheriff’s Office spokeswoman Melissa Morreale.

“He thought it was cool, so he kept it in his toolbox and was driving around with a grenade for quite some time,” Morreale told The Post.

Along with the grenade, deputies found the life-size clown mannequin — as well as amounts of cocaine, marijuana and two pipes with suspected drug residue.

[BenLurkin]

I'm sure it was all a misunderstanding...

[rrrod]

So what’s the problem?

[Yo-Yo]

C’mon, who among us haven’t had a clown mannequin inside our vehicles at least once in our lives...

[glorgau]

Yeah, doesn’t everybody drive around with a clown dummy to get in the car pool lanes?

The grenade - personal self defense.

[Colt1851Navy]

Trick or treat

[1Old Pro]

The grenade - personal self defense.

Lots of gators and snakes

[PGR88]

Along with the grenade, deputies found the life-size clown mannequin

Ah, the old Blumenfeld Gambit. A wing pawn used to help natural development of the bishops to b7 and d6. combined with the half-open f-file for a rook, tend to facilitate Black's play on the kingside

Well-played, sir

[M Kehoe]

So? He was just clowning around.

5.56mm

[BenLurkin]

Never was able to pick up the new terminology.

Are we talking pawn to QN3?

[Responsibility2nd]

Along with the grenade, deputies found the life-size clown mannequin — as well as amounts of cocaine, marijuana and two pipes with suspected drug residue.

[Army Air Corps]

Ah, those wacky Frat initiations...

[decal]

White, on the other hand, will typically look to counter in the center by playing e4 at some point.

[humblegunner]

Along with the grenade, deputies found the life-size clown mannequin — as well as amounts of cocaine, marijuana and two pipes with suspected drug residue.

Typical Qtard.

[Col Frank Slade]

It’s Florida.

[ThunderSleeps]

C’mon, who among us haven’t had a clown mannequin inside our vehicles at least once in our lives...

I think after a couple of parties in my youth I've been the clown mannequin in the car.

Couple of years ago I was running errands. Picked up some ammo, picked up some wine for dinner that night, and then my wife texted and had me pick up her prescription - controlled pain meds (she was recovering from surgery, the wine was for me). I was also carrying concealed, as usual. I realized if I got stopped or in an accident it was going to take some explaining - guns, ammo, booze, drugs... No really Sheriff, just another Saturday afternoon...

[escapefromboston]

How is that strange?

[Billthedrill]

Hmm...expired tags, no driver’s license, drugs and paraphernalia in possession, and an ex-felon with a hand grenade. Because he can’t legally have a gun, Yer Honor...

[G Larry]

Relax!

The pin was still in place....what could possibly go wrong?

[KarlInOhio]

Along with the grenade, deputies found the life-size clown mannequin — as well as amounts of cocaine, marijuana and two pipes with suspected drug residue.

He's one reptile away from the Florida Man Hall of Fame. Get yourself an alligator, python or at least an iguana and call us back.

[freedumb2003]

I can understand the grenade but a clown manaquin mannequi manaqu doll???

That is a sure sign of evil!!