Posted on 10/19/2021 10:58:16 AM PDT by freedumb2003
As everyone knows, the news media knows what's best for us and they always tell the truth. The only problem is that they use really big and complicated words that we simple folk just don't understand. How will you ever keep up? Well, don't worry! We prepared this special translation guide just for you, so the next time you're watching the news you'll be able to follow along!
1) "Debunked conspiracy theory" = a completely factual event that is 100% true and we don't like it
2) "This is dangerous misinformation" = we don't really agree with it but people are still sharing it
3) "Farm animal bacterial infection treatment" = penicillin
4) "Conservative panelist" = guy who once voted for Ronald Reagan, possibly by mistake
5) "Super-spreader event" = gatherings of people we don't like
6) "This is the end of democracy" = Trump said a thing
7) "Settled science" = a non-reviewed study by a possibly fictitious organization that just came out this morning
8) "Widespread outrage" = 3 people on Twitter got mad
9) "Racist statements" = literally means nothing
10) "Informal gathering of like-minded people that fosters a sense of camaraderie and community among friends and neighbors" = bread lines
11) "Zero" = anywhere from zero to several trillion
12) "Republicans pounce" = uh oh... a Democrat raped someone
13) "Mostly peaceful" = it was hyper-violent but we agree with it
14) "Racist dog whistle" = a super-secret whistle that only racists can hear and only we heard it
15) "Anonymous sources" = we totally made this up
16) "This is an apple" = this is a banana
10) "Informal gathering of like-minded people that fosters a sense of camaraderie and community among friends and neighbors" = riots with looting............................
Nope. It looks extremely accurate to me.
17. “Controversial” - Any belief or person the left doesn’t like.
No kidding! They are just pointing out the obvious.....how to interpret the news broadcasts.
“Insurrection worse than the Civil War!” = Trump MAGA-hat wearing Grandpa and Grandma wander into the Capitol Rotunda after Capitol Police hold doors open for them.
LOL! Yup, looks dead on accurate to me.
-PJ
Brilliant
“youths” (in the context of crime) = blacks.
17.) Follow the science = Do as we say, no matter what .....................
They left out “hold accountable”.
Lol.....good one.
When did the Babylon Bee stop doing satire????
Or “teens”. They have no idea their identity, but they know for a fact, none is over 19.
My favorite.
“ 14) “Racist dog whistle” = a super-secret whistle that only racists can hear and only we heard it”
And black.
Unexpected....news that went against their narrative
Theyre just here for a better life ......
.......means......
Diseased illegals flouted US LAWS to pigout at the tax paid public trough.
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