Posted on 10/13/2021 2:27:31 PM PDT by Rightwing Conspiratr1
Seattle, WA—In a massive bungle between Moderna and Microsoft, the nanochip in the new COVID vaccine is far too large to be injected safely.
Both companies are currently blaming the other, with Moderna saying that it informed Microsoft that the nanodevice had to be tiny enough—nano—to be used in small-bore needles, and Microsoft claiming that Moderna delivered no absolute specifications.
“Microchip, nanochip, we thought it was just branding,” said Bill Gates. “But now most of the needles are getting stopped up, so people aren’t getting the vaccine or more importantly, our exciting new mind-control and remote-compliance device. We don’t accept responsibility for this, but boy are our faces red.”
Gates remarked that the companies had fallen victim to one of the classic blunders: making a classic blunder.
Though the news is concerning to warzone hospitals, Moderna has stated that it will be administering the vaccines via suppository flush as a workaround until Microsoft releases a smaller chip. In that form, the vaccines will need to be readministered every 6 hours.
Bill Gates also suggested that the virus might be eliminated by giving everyone a chicken.
You are a complete idiot.
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With your toxic reputation, I consider an insult from you high praise. Thank you!
gonna need a bigger needle
“ Well the article might be satire but some dude in Poland found a hydra type organism made of Aluminum and Carbon in 1/3 of the Covid vaccines.”
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Well, the Aluminum-Carbon based hydra type life form included in my shots have given me 20/20 vision and perfect pitch hearing.
i thought he was a farmer now
why is buying up all that farmland?
its chip from my three sons
I never liked that show.
Chip Douglas, My Three Sons.
“Man’s Search for Meaning”. Victor Frankl. Good book. Love one another being the basic theme I got out of it.
Okay. Never saw the show.
Hitachi nano RFID chips, easily injectable: (compared to grains of table salt)
You missed very little.
:)
Annnndddd that’s the best you can do.
“People are dying from coerced ‘vaccinations’, hospitals are killing those who retreat there for help. So your jokes aren’t funny to a nation under attack, with you rooting for our enemies”
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I bet you’re a freakin’ fascinating date.
By the end of the evening, I know I’d be putting cigarettes out in my forearm……….
I bet you’re a freakin’ fascinating date.
By the end of the evening, I know I’d be putting cigarettes out in my forearm……….
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No one willingly dates people like you, David.
>>Did the Babylon Bee change their name?<<
Right? This is just stupid.
No one (sane) is saying that particular chip is in the 'vaccines',
although some tin-hatters are saying that they are made to activate nanochips inside vaccinated people.
So I’ve heard on many of those old shows. I do like All In The Family though for one.
you just burned him better than he does with his cigarettes... 😂😂😂...
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