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'I'm A Little Worried About What My Son Is Learning In School,' Says Dangerous Domestic Terrorist
The Babylon Bee ^ | October 6, 2021 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/07/2021 8:56:13 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

EL MONTE, CA—"I'm a little worried about what my son is learning school," said a dangerous domestic terrorist at a school board meeting earlier today.

The radical insurrectionist went on to say that "teaching kids to be racist and all about graphic depictions of sex seems a little problematic to me," confirming fears that she has been radicalized by fanatical right-wingers.

She was quickly added to the FBI Most Wanted list after expressing her concern that her children were being influenced by Marxist teachings and radical sex instruction by crazed left-wing nutjobs. Experts say she may be part of a growing number of deranged extremists who violently question the government's ownership of their children by attending the "open comments" portion of a school board meeting.

At publishing time, she had confirmed her belief that parents should be the number-one influence on a child's mind and that the government does not own her children, causing FBI agents to gun her down on the spot, saving us all.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Education; Humor; Local News; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; california; elmonte; fbi; merrickgarland; parents; satire; schoolboards

1 posted on 10/07/2021 8:56:13 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Not funny as it’s entirely true. It does help get the point across to some who refuse to believe what’s happening and that it would NEVER happen here.


2 posted on 10/07/2021 8:59:59 AM PDT by albie
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

If there is one thing Mitch McConnell has done well was to prevent Merick Garland as being a member on SCOTUS.


3 posted on 10/07/2021 9:01:46 AM PDT by DallasBiff (Lautenberg The Forefather of "The Nanny State!")
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

The Bee is just getting a little too close to reality these days, aren’t they.


4 posted on 10/07/2021 9:02:28 AM PDT by Apple Pan Dowdy (... as American as Apple Pie)
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To: albie
I remember reading Sinclair Lewis's It Can't Happen Here in college. While the dictatorship in the novel was right-wing instead of left-wing, the book's principle is still sound: believing that "it can't happen here" is stupid.
5 posted on 10/07/2021 9:02:49 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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To: DallasBiff

At this point, I will have to agree. He’s the type of leftist that would leave even Breyer, Kagan and Sotomayor scratching their heads.


6 posted on 10/07/2021 9:03:37 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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To: albie
Not funny as it’s entirely true.

They gunned her down?

7 posted on 10/07/2021 9:08:43 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Fauci is a despicable little turd)
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To: COBOL2Java

They gunned her down?

...not yet


8 posted on 10/07/2021 9:12:17 AM PDT by albie
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

9 posted on 10/07/2021 9:19:08 AM PDT by Bobalu (The plan must be to distract from Afghanistan by doing something even more stupid )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

The CEO of Babylon Bee was on Tucker last night, and was rightfully complaining of censorship on Facebook. This was flagged by fakebook: “In order to aid the news station in preparing stories for consumption, popular news media organization CNN purchased an industrial-sized washing machine to help its journalists and news anchors spin the news before publication,” the satire piece said. “Fakebook responded to the piece by flagging it for misinformation. The tech giant later apologized.”


10 posted on 10/07/2021 9:19:41 AM PDT by Bruce Kurtz
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The left-right dichotomy is a lie.   Radicals in either direction circle around and meet in the middle.   Show me the difference between Stalin and Hitler.   There was none.
11 posted on 10/07/2021 9:19:52 AM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Public schools, ALL of them, EVERYWHERE, are child abuse.

Including the one your chi!d attends.

Does that answer the question?


12 posted on 10/07/2021 9:23:22 AM PDT by Fai Mao (I don't think we have enough telephone poles.)
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To: higgmeister
"The left-right dichotomy is a lie." "Show me the difference between Stalin and Hitler."

This is the point where I'm supposed to ask you which of the two was the leftist and which was the righty. And you're supposed to try to convince us that eugenicist Hitler was a righty. LOL

Quote from Hitler: National Socialism and religion cannot exist together.... The heaviest blow that ever struck humanity was the coming of Christianity. Bolshevism is Christianity's illegitimate child. Both are inventions of the Jew. The deliberate lie in the matter of religion was introduced into the world by Christianity.... Let it not be said that Christianity brought man the life of the soul, for that evolution was in the natural order of things.

13 posted on 10/07/2021 9:29:14 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Today’s Woke left is a lot like the race-obsessed fascist authoritarians of old. That they are more “rainbow” than monocolor doesn’t change much.


14 posted on 10/07/2021 9:35:51 AM PDT by Wilhelm Tell (True or False? This is not a tag line.)
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To: Tell It Right
Imagining Stalin's Plot to Exile the Jews
Even at the height of summer, Moscow would have been a pretty forbidding place in the early nineteen-fifties. Joseph Stalin’s dictatorship continued to fill the gulag with its political enemies, real and imagined. The economy had yet to recover from its wartime privations, with shortages of basic consumer goods, including housing. The winter of 1953, however, was especially dark and ominous, especially for the city’s Jews. On January 13th, Pravda announced the discovery of the Doctors’ Plot, a supposed conspiracy by high-ranking Jewish physicians to murder important Kremlin officials. The report launched a vicious anti-Semitic media campaign that played on long-standing Russian fears and hatreds. By the end of February, Jews across the country believed in the imminence of a pogrom that would murder thousands of them and exile the survivors to concentration camps in the Soviet Far East.

“The Yid,” a new novel by the Soviet-born American writer Paul Goldberg, opens in Moscow just days before the coming genocide.

My next door neighbors were Jewish Refuseniks from the Soviet Union.   Marat passed away a few weeks ago, a proud American citizen.

No difference between Communists and Fascists.

15 posted on 10/07/2021 10:00:43 AM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken )
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