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Aides Quickly Drag President Away As He Tries To Join In ‘F*** Joe Biden’ Chant
The Babylon Bee ^
| 10-6-2021
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 10/07/2021 7:11:13 AM PDT by servo1969
WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Biden took a much-needed break from his 4-hour workdays and late-night Matlock binges to attend the Congressional Baseball Game this past weekend, but things quickly went south when he attempted to join the crowd in a rowdy "F*** Joe Biden" chant.
"Yeah, that Biden guy is the worst!" said Biden. "F*** Joe Biden! F*** Joe Biden! Hehe, nothing like a rowdy chant at the old ball game, eh folks?"
Panicked aides quickly grabbed him by the arms and dragged him out of sight to administer some additional meds.
According to witnesses, Biden later returned to the game and looked out on the crowd with his classic medication-induced serene Biden smile.
The FBI has confirmed they will be dedicating 1,328 agents to investigate who started the insurrectionist chant so they can be arrested.
TOPICS: Humor; Society; Sports
KEYWORDS: babylon; babylonbee; biden; chant; satire
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posted on
10/07/2021 7:11:13 AM PDT
by
servo1969
To: All
FR POSTED........REAL AMERICA: THE F-BIDEN STADIUM TOUR
......what can only be described as Olympic-level gaslighting – reporterette Kelli Stavast dealt with the hostile chants directed at Bidumb...she told the viewers what they were hearing wasn’t what they were hearing at all.
“As you can hear the chants from the crowd, ”Let’s go, NASCAR WINNER, Brandon Brown!” exclaimed Stavis. And just like that reporterette Kelli Stavast became a meme-worthy punch line for the ages......
ROTFLOL
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posted on
10/07/2021 7:14:36 AM PDT
by
Liz
(Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
To: servo1969
To: Liz
She’s from NBC, they fake everything.
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posted on
10/07/2021 7:15:59 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
(Let's make crime illegal again!)
To: servo1969
So good. And totally believable.
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posted on
10/07/2021 7:16:21 AM PDT
by
brownsfan
(For conservatives, we have taxation without representation.)
To: servo1969
To: servo1969
Panicked aides quickly grabbed him by the arms and dragged him out of sight to administer some additional meds. Happens everyday.
Biden later returned to the game and looked out on the crowd with his classic medication-induced serene Biden smile.
We see that smile everyday.
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posted on
10/07/2021 7:17:20 AM PDT
by
Starboard
To: brownsfan
8
posted on
10/07/2021 7:17:51 AM PDT
by
Starboard
To: servo1969
9
posted on
10/07/2021 7:18:22 AM PDT
by
PGR88
To: Liz
...what can only be described as Olympic-level gaslighting – reporterette Kelli Stavast dealt with the hostile chants directed at Bidumb...she told the viewers what they were hearing wasn’t what they were hearing at all. “As you can hear the chants from the crowd, ”Let’s go, NASCAR WINNER, Brandon Brown!” exclaimed Stavis. And just like that reporterette Kelli Stavast became a meme-worthy punch line for the ages......Hell, these are the same people who had fires burning in the distance as they proclaimed Portland's riots as 'mostly peaceful.'
There is no level of outright lying they will not stoop to.
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posted on
10/07/2021 7:18:24 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(I feel like it is 1937 Germany, and my last name is Feinberg.)
To: servo1969
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posted on
10/07/2021 7:19:33 AM PDT
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. P144:1)
To: PGR88
Biden thinks F**K Joe Biden means everyone wants to have sex with him, so he was just trying to join in.
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posted on
10/07/2021 7:20:30 AM PDT
by
srmanuel
(`)
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
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posted on
10/07/2021 7:21:02 AM PDT
by
Eddie01
To: Liz
FR POSTED........REAL AMERICA: THE F-BIDEN STADIUM TOUR ......what can only be described as Olympic-level gaslighting – reporterette Kelli Stavast dealt with the hostile chants directed at Bidumb...she told the viewers what they were hearing wasn’t what they were hearing at all. “As you can hear the chants from the crowd, ”Let’s go, NASCAR WINNER, Brandon Brown!” exclaimed Stavis. And just like that reporterette Kelli Stavast became a meme-worthy punch line for the ages...... ROTFLOL
Partner, we noticed that his poll numbers on Fox News was 38% but it really is 32% approval or below these numbers since he is so dumb. He is missing half his brain.
BTW, we are also "ROTFLOL". Great post.
Also, hoping that we are watching his cabinet picks like hawks.
To: srmanuel
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posted on
10/07/2021 7:26:21 AM PDT
by
Liz
(Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
To: Lazamataz
16
posted on
10/07/2021 7:27:42 AM PDT
by
Liz
(Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
To: servo1969
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posted on
10/07/2021 7:28:17 AM PDT
by
Zathras
To: servo1969
The Bee hits another one out of the park.
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posted on
10/07/2021 7:30:16 AM PDT
by
Leaning Right
(I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
To: servo1969
Hahahahahahahah, if it weren’t for the Babylon Bee...:)
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posted on
10/07/2021 7:30:20 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Leftists are The Droplet of Sewage in a gallon of ultra-pure clean water.)
To: servo1969
The problem with the Bee is that it is often too Bee-livable.
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posted on
10/07/2021 7:47:34 AM PDT
by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
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