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What Is Your Oppressed Intersectional Identity? Use This Handy Chart To Find Out!
The Babylon Bee ^
| October 5th, 2021
| Staff
Posted on 10/05/2021 2:08:55 PM PDT by HKMk23
Humans are varied. Some are old, some are fat, some are from Kentucky, and others are from Kenya. Some can touch the tip of their nose with their tongue, and others can flatulate on command. We all have intersections of privileges and disadvantages. The point is not to see each of us as unique individuals, but to parse all of humanity into groups based on these obscure and often meaningless attributes so that a new minority group can be created.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; division; identity; labels; minorities; theoppressed
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To: HKMk23
When it got to “built by Jim Henson” the rest became unimportant because whatever I was is cool.
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posted on
10/05/2021 5:44:08 PM PDT
by
Little Ray
(Civilization runs on a narrow margin. What sustains it is not magic, but hard work. )
To: HKMk23
Headless trans-Siberian Quaker who can’t spell for crap.
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posted on
10/05/2021 5:44:56 PM PDT
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs.)
To: taxcontrol
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posted on
10/05/2021 7:19:08 PM PDT
by
moonhawk
(Biden: Not my President. Fauci: not my doctor. Me: not their bitch. You:???)
To: Little Ray
“...the rest became unimportant because whatever I was is cool.”
Henson’s politics aside, there is something to what you say.
Like the guys from “Boston”; couldn’t dig their politics, but — that SOUND, man!
I guess that’s why “Shut up and SING” became a thing; we always knew the politics, but it was the music we were after, so when they quit playing, and started talking that effed it all up.
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posted on
10/05/2021 7:46:12 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
To: Osage Orange; LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
I’m a Male Lesbian... Piker.
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posted on
10/05/2021 8:29:44 PM PDT
by
null and void
(As usual, the GOP was either totally unprepared for the onslaught or complicit in the tyranny)
To: HKMk23
I’m a crazy eyed, feminine adjacent, philistine currently on fire who self identifies as an A-10.
BBBbzzzzzttttt
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posted on
10/05/2021 8:35:11 PM PDT
by
MNJohnnie
(They would have abandon leftism to achieve sanity. Freeper Olog-hai)
To: null and void
To: FormerFRLurker
“I choose to identify as a poor black lesbian...”
You ever hear of a product for glasses called OptiGrab?
The inventor was a poor black child.
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posted on
10/05/2021 10:01:25 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
To: HKMk23
Very funny!
But then, the Babylon Bee always is.
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posted on
10/06/2021 3:42:39 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
( ~~ Be brave because you are a child of God! Be kind because everyone else is, too. ~~ FB ~~)
To: HKMk23
One-Legged Stone Butch White On Top Of Old Smoky.
To: HKMk23
That’s right.
Shut up and entertain. We’re not paying for their political ‘wisdom.’
My favorite Muppet is Sam the Eagle, followed by Uncle Deadly.
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posted on
10/06/2021 6:39:29 AM PDT
by
Little Ray
(Civilization runs on a narrow margin. What sustains it is not magic, but hard work. )
To: Little Ray
I always liked Statler and Waldorf, their quips from the balcony were gems; then Beaker and the Swedish Chef.
Oh, and this original Henson bit (yes, he’s voicing the guy)...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5W60VwDkas
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posted on
10/06/2021 11:01:59 AM PDT
by
HKMk23
(The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
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