Posted on 09/30/2021 11:53:45 AM PDT by Impala64ssa
Gender Studies is a growing field with many fulfilling career opportunities! We find more and more genders every day, and we need professionals to sort through them all with their gender sorting machines so they can be placed on the correct gender shelf. That's where you come in! If you think gender studies is for you, here are nine exciting jobs you can get once you graduate:
1) Burger flipper at McDonald's, but a socially conscious one: You can spread the gospel of gender identity to your coworkers!
2) Sign spinner in front of Little Ceasars, but a socially conscious one: Your manager might let you listen to your favorite gender studies podcast while you do it.
3) Foreman at the gender factory: You know, where they manufacture all the genders. Good pay and benefits, especially if you join the gender union.
4) Portland Citizen: Portland is a paradise for gender studies experts. If you play your cards right, they might let you become a professional stabber for Antifa!
5) Professional toxic coworker: As an expert in gender studies, you can become a cancer in a large corporation, slowly wreaking havoc on all relationships and infrastructure from within. Cool!
6) Alyssa Milano: Unfortunately, this position is currently filled.
7) Screenwriter for the next big Marvel or Disney movie: No actual writing skills required, as long as you are really good at gender stuff.
8) Army General and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff: General Milley did it, so can you!
9) Unitarian pastor: Unitarian pastors are pretty much gender studies professors with fancy collars, so this should be easy for you.
I’ll take option 5 so as to amuse myself and others!
There is always point position in a military squad!
I always thought it stood for Pizza Home Delivery.
Yep. #5 for sure.
Had a trans where worked. He was just waiting for someone do say or do something he considered offensive so he could take legal action.
Just another disgruntled minority group by any other name.
not number 6. I don’t want to fill her position š
11) An ambassador. Every time we have a Democrat president there's a high demand for people to embarrass the United States!
12) Ole Miss football defensive coach. They're desperate for anybody!
Speed bump.
Don’t forget the myriad of jobs available for the gender fluid at carnivals.
You would think that this is a parody, or something. Come to think of it... maybe not.
And I’ll bet anyone who gets a Gender Studies Graduates owes a ton of money for student loans and will be whining for the government aka American tax payers to bail them out.
That’s a good list, lol...
“Fact checker” for a social media site. You don’t actually have to know anything. Just make sure you flag any posts that you don’t agree with or that might make think or feel uncomfortable about your parochial views.
These days Gender Studies is a lot tougher than people think, with 48 different genders and trying to figure out which one you are. /sarc
Being a professional race/gender hustler. It’s a great way to make millions!
Amazon review checker
Facebook or Twitter CEO
Your own Youtube channel
MSM talk show host
Puberty blockers affect development of the hippocampus, lowering IQ by at least 8 points. That is why gender studies have to be easy degrees to get. It is the degree transgender Jazz Jennings is planning to get.
We had one of those in the hospital I work in. Nasty little cuss. Had the whole place walking on eggs shells.
He was working on one of the floors supposedly cleaning rooms. Cleaning and sanitizing a hospital rooms is called ‘’discharges’’.
He told the nurses on the floor he’d done ten rooms. The charge nurse entered that into the computer and then that information is sent to admitting who believe there are ten rooms ready for patients.
Turns out the little freak hadn’t done a single room. When the nurse confronted him about it he mouthed off to her. Bad move. NEVER mouth off to nurses. Trust me, you’ll be sorry you did.
The charge nurse complained to our department supervisor.
The idiot mouthed off to her and was fired on the spot.
Some weeks later he was found stabbed to death in an area of a near by town frequented by homos.
The health care field is full of these idiots, mostly support idiots, not the MD's so much.
My mom was an RN in a private hospital in the 90's. Her direct supervisor was a faggot and was one of the nastiest, most vindictive pieces of crap you could imagine. He was one of the prime causes of her retiring early. I don't know the whole story, but he sued his parents because they wouldn't pay for his medical education. He eventually decided that he was a "woman," and began "transitioning" shortly before she left her job. The hospital went along with this nonsense - and again, this was the 90's.
They'd frequently implement staff "training" where they'd push the pervert agenda, including "gay parenting" with personal testimonies. My mom had to endure this until she couldn't any longer.
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