Posted on 09/29/2021 4:42:43 PM PDT by Impy
Well Myles Garrett, you sure had a heck of a game against my lowly Bears, poor Justin Fields. 
"Better him than me!"
"Was he da quarterback? I eat quarterbacks after I put them in my sack."
"I like those little hamburgers better."
"Those are good too, I dunk them in quaterback tears."
"I don't think this is very well adjusted fellow."
"Who are you? What position to do you play?"
"Uh...not quaterback I assure you. I was the Wicket-keeper, if you must know."
"Is he the one who snaps the ball to the punter? I'm not supposed to put them in my sack. I could though if I wanted to."
"No no. different sport, much more civilized. I was an all-Pakistani, er I mean all-Afgani, I keep forgeting where I'm supposed to be from."
"You're gonna be a resident of the netherworld if you don't stop sassing my fiance!!"
"Oh my god, stop pressuring me! I said maybe after I put Tom Brady in my sack and win the Super Bowl."
"Oh come on Myles, you know she fits in your sack, you think you're gonna do better than a redhead cheerleader? With your halitosis problem?"
"Coach says putting girls in your sack weakens the legs though."
"Yeah but what do I know? Mike Tyson proved me wrong."
I need to stop writing the skits as I post them.
Let me know if you want on/off the list
Players get your picks in! Sched in following post.
Times in CDT
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 30TH 7:20 PM CDT
NFL NETWORK
Jaguars (0-3) – Bengals (2-1)
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 3RD 12:00 PM CDT
Titans (2-1) – Jets (0-3)
Chiefs (1-2) – Eagles (1-2)
Panthers (3-0) – Cowboys (2-1)
Giants (0-3) – Saints (2-1)
Browns (2-1) – Vikings (1-2)
Lions (0-3) – Bears (1-2)
Texans (1-2) – Bills (2-1)
Colts (0-3) – Dolphins (1-2)
Washington (1-2) – Falcons (1-2)
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 3RD 3:05 PM CDT
Seahawks (1-2) - 49ers (2-1)
Cardinals (3-0) – Rams (3-0)
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 3RD 3:25 PM CDT
Steelers (1-2) – Packers (2-1)
Ravens (2-1) – Broncos (3-0)
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 3RD 7:20 PM CDT
Buccaneers (2-1) – Patriots (1-2)
MONDAY, OCTOBER 4TH 7:15 PM CDT
ESPN
Raiders (3-0) – Chargers (2-1)
Rummy Thurs: Bengals
Big Thurs: Bengals
Red Badger PICKS FOR WEEK 4:
Bengals
Titans
Chiefs
Cowboys
Saints
Browns
Lions
Bills
Dolphins
Washington
49ers
Rams
Packers
Ravens
Buccaneers
Raiders
Bengals
Titans
Chiefs
Cowboys
Saints
Browns
Lions
Bills
Colts
Falcons
49ers
Rams
Packers
Ravens
Buccaneers
Raiders
Lots of toss ups this week...
good luck to all but the broncos.
The Colts will not win a single game this year.
Bungles
Jets
KC
Browns
Saints
Bears
Bills
Fins
ATL
9ers
Cards
Pack
Bmore
Bucs
Bolts
This one’s gold Impy, GOLD I’m telling ya...
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 30TH 7:20 PM CDT
Bengals (2-1)
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 3RD 12:00 PM CDT
Titans (2-1)
Chiefs (1-2)
Cowboys (2-1)
Saints (2-1)
Browns (2-1)
Lions (0-3)
Bills (2-1)
Colts (0-3)
Washington (1-2)
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 3RD 3:05 PM CDT
49ers (2-1)
Rams (3-0)
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 3RD 3:25 PM CDT
Packers (2-1)
Ravens (2-1)
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 3RD 7:20 PM CDT
Buccaneers (2-1)
MONDAY, OCTOBER 4TH 7:15 PM CDT
ESPN
Chargers (2-1)
Bungles
Atl
Buff
Detroit
Dallas
Miami
Browns
NO
Tenn
KC
LARams
SanFran
Baltimore
GB
TB
LAChargers
Then I hope they sit Wentz so we keep our first round pick.
Change pick to Titans....doubt Jets win this one
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 3RD 12:00 PM CDT
Titans
Chiefs
Cowboys
Saints
Browns
Lions
Bills
Dolphins
Falcons
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 3RD 3:05 PM CDT
49ers
Rams
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 3RD 3:25 PM CDT
Packers
Broncos
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 3RD 7:20 PM CDT
Buccaneers
MONDAY, OCTOBER 4TH 7:15 PM CDT ESPN
Chargers
Bengals
Titans
Bears
Colts
Vikings
Redskins
Bills
Saints
Chiefs
Rams
Packers
Cowboys
49ers
Ravens
Bucs
Chargers
uh oh. lots of love for the ravens this week... could be trouble
Washington vs Atlanta. The WTF ... sorry! The WFT is going somewhere whereas the Falcons are going nowhere. Washington.
Houston vs Buffalo After a Game 1 hiccup, the Bills seem to have righted themselves. Houston is a dumpster fire. Bills.
Detroit vs Chicago. The Lions have come very close a couple of games. I think they get over the hump against a flailing Bears team. Lions.
Carolina vs Dallas. That Seattle game was a turning point for the Cowboys. Carolina is unbeaten yes but.... Cowboys.
Indy vs Miami. Don't know what to make of Miami but I like them against the Colts. Dolphins.
Cleveland vs Minnesota. Roll on Browns, roll on. Browns.
NYG vs New Orleans. The Hapless Gints... they continue to be hapless and winless. Saints.
Tennessee vs NYJ. The Jets? Really? I think they have a chance to go winless this year. Titans.
KC vs Philly. What's going on with KC? Suddenly they have two losses and their one win was a squeaker against the Browns. But a trip to Philly will cure what ails them. Chiefs.
Arizona vs LA Rams. A real test for the Cardinals ... and they will flunk.Rams.
Seattle vs San Fran. The Seahawks better right the ship. This Sunday. Seahawks.
Ravens vs Broncos. The Ravens have won a couple by the skin of their teeth and a record 66-yard field goal. No such heroics will happen against the Broncos D. Broncos.
Pitt vs Green Bay. That Week 1 egg the Packers laid is, as Aaron Rodgers said, only one game. The Steelers... two losses after an opening win. Make that three losses. Packers.
Tampa Bay vs New England. Tom Brady returns home. And the Bucs will get back on track after last week's loss. Bucs.
Raiders vs Chargers. Picking my Chargers.... Though the Raiders are unbeaten I don't believe they are as good as some say. Chargers!
Good Luck All and have a great weekend no matter how your picks go!
Bengals (2-1)
Titans (2-1)
Chiefs (1-2)
Cowboys (2-1)
Saints (2-1)
Vikings (1-2)
Bears (1-2)
Bills (2-1)
Dolphins (1-2)
Falcons (1-2)
49ers (2-1)
Rams (3-0)
Packers (2-1)
Ravens (2-1)
Buccaneers (2-1)
Chargers (2-1)
Bengals
Titans
Chiefs
Panthers
Saints
Browns
Bears
Bills
Dolphins
Falcons
49ers
Rams
Packers
Broncos
Patriots
Raiders
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