[Impy]

Well Myles Garrett, you sure had a heck of a game against my lowly Bears, poor Justin Fields.

"Better him than me!"

"Was he da quarterback? I eat quarterbacks after I put them in my sack."

"I like those little hamburgers better."

"Those are good too, I dunk them in quaterback tears."

"I don't think this is very well adjusted fellow."

"Who are you? What position to do you play?"

"Uh...not quaterback I assure you. I was the Wicket-keeper, if you must know."

"Is he the one who snaps the ball to the punter? I'm not supposed to put them in my sack. I could though if I wanted to."

"No no. different sport, much more civilized. I was an all-Pakistani, er I mean all-Afgani, I keep forgeting where I'm supposed to be from."

"You're gonna be a resident of the netherworld if you don't stop sassing my fiance!!"

"Oh my god, stop pressuring me! I said maybe after I put Tom Brady in my sack and win the Super Bowl."

"Oh come on Myles, you know she fits in your sack, you think you're gonna do better than a redhead cheerleader? With your halitosis problem?"

"Coach says putting girls in your sack weakens the legs though."

"Yeah but what do I know? Mike Tyson proved me wrong."

I need to stop writing the skits as I post them.

[Impy]

Pigskin Pickem Week4

Let me know if you want on/off the list

Players get your picks in! Sched in following post.

[Seruzawa]

Great! An award for Bender!

[rdl6989]

The Colts will not win a single game this year.

[ro_dreaming]

This one’s gold Impy, GOLD I’m telling ya...

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 30TH 7:20 PM CDT
Bengals (2-1)

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 3RD 12:00 PM CDT
Titans (2-1)
Chiefs (1-2)
Cowboys (2-1)
Saints (2-1)
Browns (2-1)
Lions (0-3)
Bills (2-1)
Colts (0-3)
Washington (1-2)

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 3RD 3:05 PM CDT
49ers (2-1)
Rams (3-0)

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 3RD 3:25 PM CDT
Packers (2-1)
Ravens (2-1)

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 3RD 7:20 PM CDT
Buccaneers (2-1)

MONDAY, OCTOBER 4TH 7:15 PM CDT
ESPN
Chargers (2-1)

[stuck_in_new_orleans]

Bengals
Titans
Chiefs
Panthers
Browns
Saints
Lions
Bills
Dolphins
49ers
Washington
Cardinals
Packers
Ravens
Buccaneers
Chargers

[Repealthe17thAmendment]

Jaguars
Titans
Chiefs
Panthers
Saints
Browns
Lions
Bills
Dolphins
Falcons
Seahawks
Rams
Packers
Broncos
Buccaneers
Raiders

[big'ol_freeper]

Bengals over Jags Thursday night

[RainMan]

BUF
CHI
CIN
CLE
DAL
DEN
GBP
IND
KCC
LAC
LAR
NOS
SF
TBB
TEN
WFT

[big'ol_freeper]

Bengals over the Jags
Titans over the Jets
Chiefs over the Eagles
Cowboys over the Panthers
Saints over the Giants
Vikings over the Browns
Bears over the Lions
Bills over the Texans
Dolphins over the Colts
Falcons over the Redskins
49ers over the Seahawks
Rams over the Cardinals
Packers over the Steelers
Broncos over the Ravens
Patriots over the Buccaneers
Raiders over the Chargers

[WhoisAlanGreenspan?]

Okay week four

CINN OVER JAC
DAL OVER CAR
CLE OVER MIN
DET OVER CHI
BUF OVER HOU
IND OVER MIA
KC OVDR PHI
MO OVER NYG
TEN OVER NYJ
WAS OVER ATL
ARL OVRE LAR
SEA OVER SF
BAL OVER DEN
GB OVER PIT bR> TB OVER NE
LV OVER LAC

[texas booster]

(Apologies for the poor formatting previously)

Jaguars (0-3) – Bengals (2-1) - The Bengals
Titans (2-1) – Jets (0-3) - Tennessee Titans
Chiefs (1-2) – Eagles (1-2) - Chiefs (I hope)
Panthers (3-0) – Cowboys (2-1) - Cowboys
Giants (0-3) – Saints (2-1) - Who Dat?! Saints. The better OC wins ...
Browns (2-1) – Vikings (1-2) - The Browns, but I have no idea who to pick ... who is the better QB?
Lions (0-3) – Bears (1-2) - Da Bears (but why?)
Texans (1-2) – Bills (2-1) - Bills
Colts (0-3) – Dolphins (1-2) - the better QB wins. ?? Give me the fish.
Washington (1-2) – Falcons (1-2) - Falcons

Seahawks (1-2) - 49ers (2-1) - San Fran
Cardinals (3-0) – Rams (3-0) - Rams
Steelers (1-2) – Packers (2-1) - Packers
Ravens (2-1) – Broncos (3-0) - Ravens
Buccaneers (2-1) – Patriots (1-2) - The Bradys
Raiders (3-0) – Chargers (2-1) - Chargers

[dfwgator]

So how are the Lions going to lose this week?

[dfwgator]

Ok, the world is officially coming to an end, both New York teams won today!

[big'ol_freeper]

I’ll go with the Rams over the Seahawks Thursday