“You don’t know Florida”
Ha!
I’ve lived in, boated, surfed, paddled, biked, run, walked motorcycled, and hunted Florida since 1965 and live mere blocks from the beach. Owned this homestead house since 1993 (Paid 73k back then). I LIVE the Florida life! ...except golf...because golf sucks. I still own and run a 30’ express with twin 300 outs nearly every weekend. I’ve run boats up & down the coast, around the keys and Bahamas for years. Fishing 25 miles offshore easy on the weekends, even alone. I’ve surfed Canaveral, Sebastian, Melbourne, down to Fort Lauderdale in hurricane swells. I’m 58, 6’ 175 pounds strong and still surf! Been through too many hurricanes to count, with multiple home repairs and volunteer hours to help others after the storms. I’ve run the A1A marathon, COUNTLESS 13.1 on the Beach, too many other races from 5k to 10k, including the Wellington horse country 10 miler up and down the state. I’ve run the Hemingway 5k MANY TIMES in key West, run the even mile bridge run three times,fished the dry tortugas, snagged Florida lobster for decades, caught swordfish, sailfish, reds, shark, snapper dolphin, cobia, Wahoo, kings, net my own bait and anything in between. Camped from big bend & springs area down to keys, west and east coast. Fished lake Okeechobee, the everglades and everywhere in between. Board shorts and tshirt land...with flippies everywhere. Except work.
I KNOW Florida Jack!
I live it and breathe it.
And NOBODY wears Roman sandals on the beach except liberals, vacationers and diabetics.
I’ve got more Florida sand in my flippies and welcome mat than your thin stab at sarcasm has sense.
You’re just throwing Texas sized cow pies (aka BS) with that statement about things you don’t know (until now) about me..but now you do know.
...btw...only time I left Florida was for college at SFA. Nac-a-no-where. Loved Texas!
Tell me ‘bout what all YOU know about Florida tex!
“And NOBODY wears Roman sandals on the beach except liberals, vacationers and diabetics.”
Those weren’t Roman Sandals and the photo wasn’t at the beach.
“I’ve got more Florida sand in my flippies and welcome mat than your thin stab at sarcasm has sense.”
Born in Florida, Raised in Florida, Retired in Florida. And wear my sandals to the beach!
“with flippies everywhere. Except work.”
I would NEVER drive with ‘flippies’.
“and hunted Florida since 1965”
Got my first Florida deer in 1954.
“hunted Florida since 1965”
The only thing you were hunting in 65 was your mama’s nipples!
What type of floppies do you wear while hunting?
Wearing floppies while boating is asking for trouble.
“Tex”
I think you have spent more time in Texas than I have!
I believe u
My two daughters were born at Mercy in the Grove
I’m a Stump pass alum...lol.....and pass a grille egmont key...when I saw the don cesar I knew I was good
Knew all the Everglades city lads before they imploded on each other
My Florida tales are book material but damn everyone is already all over Netflix
I remember when Destin had one motel and you went to Fort Walton to Staffs or Sand Flea to eat
And no interstates
No mouse
Southern accents the whole state even in myamuh
Shell roads......
Your reply made me chuckle ...
Gator is a cop....for the record