Posted on 09/15/2021 11:16:17 AM PDT by Impy
Well, there sure were a lot of upsets around the league in week 1, how about them...Texans? 
"How did your fantasty team do?"
"I won but I'm still bummed about the crash of the Gus Bus, he was my 4th round draft pick. Shocking how many RBs the Ravens lost before the season even started."
"And then Herschel Walker delcined their overtures to run for the Senate in Georgia instead, they just can't catch a break."
Anyway joining us now after we ran out of time last week is our special guest, Bears "QB1" Andy Dalton, how's it going Andy?
"It's going great Impy, but what's a QB1?"
Isn't that that the new 'smart water' brand that's giving people diarehia?"
"Oh my Allah, this is actually 'Falcoln Crest' Actress Abby Dalton! Abby, I'm a huge fan, your show just premired in Kabul, it's a huge hit, it even beat 'Law and Order: Halal Food Inspector Unit' in the ratings.
Damnit, Belly Button Girl, bookings are your department, how could you let this happen?
"In my defense, she looks less ridiculous holding a football than the red rocket. Also you know damn well you were looking for a picture of Andy but your voice search heard 'Abby' and you decided to roll with it."
"So Abby, how are you gonna avoid the pass rush this week?"
"I find a firm 'No, thank you I already have a boyfriend' works best, at least it worked when Ricardo Montalban made a pass at me, total gentleman."
Let me know if you want on/off the list
Players get your picks in!
Week 2 Thursday, September 16, 8:20 pm
New York Giants at Washington Football Team
NFLN
Sunday, September 19, 1:00 pm
New Orleans Saints at Carolina Panthers
Cincinnati Bengals at Chicago Bears
Los Angeles Rams at Indianapolis Colts
Buffalo Bills at Miami Dolphins
San Francisco 49ers at Philadelphia Eagles
FOX
Sunday, September 19, 1:00 pm
Houston Texans at Cleveland Browns
Denver Broncos at Jacksonville Jaguars
New England Patriots at New York Jets
Las Vegas Raiders at Pittsburgh Steelers
CBS
Sunday, September 19, 4:05 pm
Minnesota Vikings at Arizona Cardinals
Atlanta Falcons at Tampa Bay Buccaneers
FOX
Sunday, September 19, 4:25 pm
Dallas Cowboys at Los Angeles Chargers
Tennessee Titans at Seattle Seahawks
CBS
Sunday, September 19, 8:20 pm
Kansas City Chiefs at Baltimore Ravens
Peacock/NBC
Monday, September 20, 8:15 pm
Detroit Lions at Green Bay Packers
ESPN
2021 NFL Week 2 Schedule: How to Watch, Live Stream, Dates, Times, Matchups originally appeared on NBCSports.com
Washington Football Team
New Orleans Saints
Cincinnati Bengals
Los Angeles Rams
Buffalo Bills
San Francisco 49ers
Cleveland Browns
Denver Broncos
New York Jets
Pittsburgh Steelers
Minnesota Vikings at Arizona Cardinals
Atlanta Falcons at Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Dallas Cowboys
Seattle Seahawks
Kansas City Chiefs
Green Bay Packers
Can’t believe people on this site still watch the NFL.
Very Weak Too
New York Giants
New Orleans Saints
Cincinnati Bengals
Los Angeles Rams
Buffalo Bills
Philadelphia Eagles
Houston Texans
Denver Broncos
New England Patriots
Las Vegas Raiders
Arizona Cardinals
Tampon Bay Buccaneers
Dallas Cowboys
Seattle Seahawks
Kansas City Chiefs, ugh... not the Ravens. not yet.
Green Bay Packers
Good luck to all.
NYG over WAS
NO over CAR
CIN over CHI
LAR over IND
MIA over BUF
PHI over SF
CLE over HOU
DEN over JAX
NE over NYJ
PIT over LV
AZ over MIN
TB over ATL
LAC over DAL
SEA over TEN
KC over BAL
GB over DET
Impy, you’re doing the Devil’s work here - and I appreciate it :-)
Week 2 Thursday, September 16, 8:20 pm
Washington Football Team
Sunday, September 19, 1:00 pm
New Orleans Saints
Chicago Bears
Los Angeles Rams
Buffalo Bills
San Francisco 49ers
Cleveland Browns
Denver Broncos
New England Patriots
Pittsburgh Steelers
Arizona Cardinals
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Los Angeles Chargers
Seattle Seahawks
Kansas City Chiefs
Green Bay Packers
it’s an NFL pick thread... what can’t you believe? i can’t believe people on this site are all about censorship...
Send it to Impy, not me........................
Ooops, sorry. 😳
Washington Football Team
New Orleans Saints
Cincinnati Bengals
Los Angeles Rams
Buffalo Bills
San Francisco 49ers
Cleveland Browns
Denver Broncos
New York Jets
Pittsburgh Steelers
Arizona Cardinals
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Dallas Cowboys
Seattle Seahawks
Kansas City Chiefs
Green Bay Packers
Corrected choices.....................
WTF
Ain’ts
Bengals
Rams
Phins
9ers
Browns
Broncos
Patsies
Stillers
Cards
Bucs
COWBOYS
Seahags
Chiefs
Pack
Washington
Raiders
49ers
Browns
Broncos
Saints
Rams
Bills
Patriots
Bengals
Buccaneers
Cardinals
Seahawks
Chargers
Chiefs
Packers
no kidding.
Send it to impy...............
WAS over NYG
NO over CAR
CIN over CHI
LAR over IND
BUF over MIA
SF 49ers over PHI
CLE over HOU
DEN over JAX
NE over NYJ
PIT over LV
AZ over MIN
TB over ATL
DAL over LAC
SEA over TEN
KC over BAL
GB over DET
All of the above are guaranteed winners!
Washington Football Team
New Orleans Saints
Cincinnati Bengals
Los Angeles Rams
Miami Dolphins
San Francisco 49ers
Cleveland Browns
Jacksonville Jaguars
New England Patriots
Pittsburgh Steelers
Arizona Cardinals
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Dallas Cowboys
Seattle Seahawks
Kansas City Chiefs
Green Bay Packers
Can’t believe people on this site haven’t figured out that some of us don’t like virtue signaling from either the left or right. Or that some folks think at this point I will the fell slightest regret at not eschewing one of the few things that make life bearable on this godforsaken planet.
I’m sure you have somewhere else to drain joy from — go have some kids if you wanna make a few people miserable... certainly don’t let us football lovers stop you from making the world a little more awful for everyone.
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