[Impy]

Well, there sure were a lot of upsets around the league in week 1, how about them...Texans?

"How did your fantasty team do?"

"I won but I'm still bummed about the crash of the Gus Bus, he was my 4th round draft pick. Shocking how many RBs the Ravens lost before the season even started."

"And then Herschel Walker delcined their overtures to run for the Senate in Georgia instead, they just can't catch a break."

Anyway joining us now after we ran out of time last week is our special guest, Bears "QB1" Andy Dalton, how's it going Andy?

"It's going great Impy, but what's a QB1?"

Isn't that that the new 'smart water' brand that's giving people diarehia?"

"Oh my Allah, this is actually 'Falcoln Crest' Actress Abby Dalton! Abby, I'm a huge fan, your show just premired in Kabul, it's a huge hit, it even beat 'Law and Order: Halal Food Inspector Unit' in the ratings.

Damnit, Belly Button Girl, bookings are your department, how could you let this happen?

"In my defense, she looks less ridiculous holding a football than the red rocket. Also you know damn well you were looking for a picture of Andy but your voice search heard 'Abby' and you decided to roll with it."

"So Abby, how are you gonna avoid the pass rush this week?"

"I find a firm 'No, thank you I already have a boyfriend' works best, at least it worked when Ricardo Montalban made a pass at me, total gentleman."

[Impy]

Pigskin Pickem Week 2

Let me know if you want on/off the list

Players get your picks in!

[Beth2034]

Can’t believe people on this site still watch the NFL.

[texas booster]

WAS over NYG
NO over CAR
CIN over CHI
LAR over IND
BUF over MIA
SF 49ers over PHI
CLE over HOU
DEN over JAX
NE over NYJ
PIT over LV
AZ over MIN
TB over ATL
DAL over LAC
SEA over TEN
KC over BAL
GB over DET

All of the above are guaranteed winners!

[stuck_in_new_orleans]

WAS
NO
CIN
LAR
BUF
SF
CLE
DEN
NE
PIT
MIN
TB
DAL
SEA
KC
GB

[al_c]

WTF
Ain’ts
Bengals
Rams
Phins
9ers
Browns
Broncos
Patsies
Stillers
Cards
Bucs
COWBOYS
Seahags
Chiefs
Pack

[toast]

WAS over NYG
NO over CAR
CIN over CHI
LAR over IND
BUF over MIA
49ers over PHI
HOU over CLE
DEN over JAX
NE over NYJ
PIT over LV
MIN over AZ
TB over ATL
DAL over LAC
SEA over TEN
KC over BAL
GB over DET

[Poser]

Giants
Saints
Bengals
Colts
Bills
49ers
Browns
Broncos
Patriots
Raiders
Cardinals
Bucs
Cowboys
Seahawks
Chiefs
Packers

[big'ol_freeper]

Redskins over the Giants
Saints over the Panthers
Bears over the Bengals
Colts over the Rams
Bills over the Dolphins
49ers over the Eagles
Browns over the Texans
Jaguars over the Broncos
Patriots over the Jets
Steelers over the Raiders
Vikings over the Cardinals
Buccaneers over the Falcons
Cowboys over the Chargers
Seahawks over the Titans
Ravens over the Chiefs
Packers over the Lions

[mmichaels1970]

New York Giants at Washington Football Teams - Washington
New Orleans Saints at Carolina Panthers - New Orleans
Cincinnati Bengals at Chicago Bears - Cincinnati
Los Angeles Rams at Indianapolis Colts - Indianapolis
Buffalo Bills at Miami Dolphins - Buffalo
San Francisco 49ers at Philadelphia Eagles - San Fran
Houston Texans at Cleveland Browns - Brownies
Denver Broncos at Jacksonville Jaguars - Denver
New England Patriots at New York Jets - New England
Las Vegas Raiders at Pittsburgh Steelers - Steelers
Minnesota Vikings at Arizona Cardinals - Arizona
Atlanta Falcons at Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Tampa
Dallas Cowboys at Los Angeles Chargers - Dallas
Tennessee Titans at Seattle Seahawks - Seattle
Kansas City Chiefs at Baltimore Ravens - KC
Detroit Lions at Green Bay Packers - Green Bay

[major_gaff]

'Law and Order: Halal Food Inspector Unit'

snicker

[Alas Babylon!]

My picks:

New York Giants
New Orleans Saints
Cincinnati Bengals
Indianapolis Colts
Miami Dolphins
San Francisco 49ers
Cleveland Browns
Jacksonville Jaguars
New England Patriots
Las Vegas Raiders
Arizona Cardinals
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Los Angeles Chargers
Seattle Seahawks
Baltimore Ravens
Green Bay Packers

[Repealthe17thAmendment]

No real marquee matchups this week. A great time to go outside and enjoy the nice weather while it lasts.

My picks:
Football Team over Giants
Pats over Jets
Jaguars over Broncos
Bills over Dolphins
49ers over Eagles
Colts over Rams (just because I hate Kroenke, I will NEVER pick them to win)
Steelers over Raiders
Bengals over Bears
Browns over Texans
Panthers over Saints
Cardinals over Vikings
Bucs overs Falcons
Seahawks over Titans
Cowboys over Chargers
Chiefs over Ravens
Packers over Lions

[WhoisAlanGreenspan?]

wash over giants
mia over buf
chi over cin
den over jac
clev over hou
ind over lar
pit over lv
ne over jets
no over car
phi over sf
tb over atl
ari over min
dal over lac
sea over ten
bal over kc
det over gb

[MHGinTN]

NO over anybody
NYG over WAS
CHI over Cin
LAR over IND
MIA over BUF
PHI over SF
CLE over HOU
DEN over JAX
NE over NYJ
PIT over LV
MIN over Arz
TB over ATL
DAL over LAC
TEN over Sea
KC over BAL
GB over DET

[chuck allen]

Washington
Bungles
Cleveland
LARams
Buffalo
New England
San Fran
Las Vegas
New Orleans
Denver
Arizona
Tampa Bay
LAChargers
Seattle
KC
Green Bay

[dfwgator]

Didn’t watch any of the games, but I just caught this on YouTube, I think this is going to be a big hit.

Best of Peyton & Eli Manning on Monday Night Football

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvZ3ja2jzWA

[darkangel82]

Giants
Stillers
Aints
Browns
9ers
Cards
Broncos gallop past the Jaguars
Miami if Tua can outplay Josh Allen
Rams over Colts
Pats
Bears
Bolts
Bucs
KC over disaster-prone Bmore
Green Bay takes down a Pack of Lions on MNF

[Rummyfan]

Well, so much for the G-Men.... On to the rest of the picks.

Cincinnati at Chicago. The Bengals continue their Joe Burrow led renaissance against a pathetic Bears team. Bengals.

Houston at Cleveland The Browns recover from what could have been a great season opening road win which they turned into a loss, notwithstanding the Texans opening win over Jax. Browns.

Los Angeles Rams at Indy. The Rams and Stafford show they are for real on the road against the Colts. LA Rams.

Buffalo at Miami. It's a little early to say a game is a must-win... but this is a must-win for the Bills. Starting 0 - 2 is hard to overcome. Bills.

New England at New York Jets.. The cure for a season opening loss at home is a visit to the Jets. Patriots.

San Francisco at Philly. Despite a throttling of the Falcons I am not sold on the Eagles. Whereas the Niners are a more complete team. Niners.

Las Vegas Raiders at Pittsburgh. The Raiders lost that Monday night game three times, yet still came back to win it. Pitt showed that despite their shortcomings on offense they still have a first rate defense and that will be enough Sunday. Steelers.

New Orleans at Carolina. Maybe Sean Peyton has shown Jameis Winston the light. One game against the Packers and I am not quite ready to jump on the bandwagon. But Carolina won't provide much of a test. Saints.

Denver at Jacksonville. Every team in the league is licking its chops waiting for its game against the Jaguars. Broncos.

Minnesota at Arizona. Ladies and gentlemen, your 2021 NFC West champions, The Arizona Cardinals. Sorry Vikings. Cardinals.

Atlanta at Tampa Bay. The Bucs defense looked kinda shaky against Dallas, but Atlanta doesn't have the same potential as Dallas. Bucs.

Dallas at Los Angeles Chargers. Hmm hmm.... Well, may as well get it out there I am a Charger fan. So.... Chargers.

Tennessee at Seattle. After getting throttled by the Cardinals the Titans are rewarded with a trip to Seattle. It's a tough place for visitors. Seahawks.

Kansas City at Baltimore. After losing a game that they had won three times, the Ravens get the Chiefs. Let me be clear: there is no way the Ravens win this game . Mahomes will - as always - find a way. Chiefs.

And finally...

Detroit at Green Bay. Detroit mounted a comeback and almost stole the game last week, showing some potential (which is something for the Lions). And the Packers... well, to say they stunk is an understatement. It was Aaron Rodgers worst game as a pro. Does he rebound? After all the melodrama he instigated this summer? I wouldn't be shocked if the Lions pull the upset but that's not the way to bet... Packers.

Good luck everyone!