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Guy Who Started Two Wars Calls For Civility
babylonbee.com ^ | 9/12/2021 | staff

Posted on 09/12/2021 8:27:08 PM PDT by bitt

SHANKSVILLE, PA—In a stirring speech at the Flight 93 Memorial yesterday, some guy who started two wars called for more civility.

"Yes, I may have started two foreign wars on false pretenses that wasted trillions of dollars and killed hundreds of thousands of innocent people," said the guy whose name we can't remember at the moment. "However, it's important to understand the real threats to our great nation are the people who took selfies in the Capitol building a few months ago. Those Trump supporters are children of the same foul spirit as Al Qaeda and they must be brought to justice."

The Trump supporters, who had sent sons and daughters to fight and die in this guy's war for 20 years in exchange for being insulted, mistreated, pushed from their manufacturing jobs, and called racist, responded to the speech in a very frightening and uncivil way by saying "Boooooooo."

Thanks to the sweeping and intrusive Patriot Act surveillance measures enacted by the Texas-sounding guy on stage, the evil uncivil hecklers were discovered and quickly detained by the FBI and thrown in prison awaiting trial in 2-10 years.

President Biden was reportedly so inspired by the speech that he ordered another drone strike of foreign aid workers in Afghanistan.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; History; Humor
KEYWORDS: afghanistan; babylonbee; bee; bush; flight93memorial; iraq; notsatire
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To: bitt

G.W. and his “compassionate conservatism”, was all B.S.
No Bush is a real conservative.
NO more Bush’s EVER.
Jeb spent $100,000,000 on his run for the presidency and got zero votes.
America woke up to the Bush’s.
Thanks GOD.


21 posted on 09/13/2021 3:23:02 AM PDT by Joe Boucher (Dementia Joe and the Whore, leaders of the Free world.)
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To: bitt

bkmk


22 posted on 09/13/2021 3:45:02 AM PDT by sauropod (Bidet was no prize before he put the “d” in “dementia.” - Schlichter)
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To: free-in-nyc

Yeah, my first thought was that this one was almost literally true.


23 posted on 09/13/2021 3:49:14 AM PDT by JustaCowgirl (A vote for Joe Biden is a vote for empty smirking pantsuit Kamala Harris for President)
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To: bitt

The Babylon Bee sums it up perfectly again. Well done guys.


24 posted on 09/13/2021 4:00:53 AM PDT by Vision (Elections are one day. Reject "Chicago" vote harvesting. Election Reform Now. Obama is an evildoer.)
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To: bitt

Brilliant Satire.

But its not classic satire, because its all true.

I’ll take it, Kudos!


25 posted on 09/13/2021 6:29:02 AM PDT by Candor7 ((Obama Fascism:http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html) )
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To: Night Hides Not
"I look like hell now, like I was in a fight with a mountain lion, and lost...lol."

Well if the mountain lion gets the shingles you need to apologize.

26 posted on 09/13/2021 7:31:00 AM PDT by Enterprise
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To: bitt

I was just getting ready to post this. BB never fails to deliver.


27 posted on 09/13/2021 9:52:14 AM PDT by gattaca ("Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." Ronald Reagan)
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