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Dr, Jill Biden Takes Teaching Job (Satire)
9/12/21 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 09/12/2021 3:23:49 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

The First Lady's Paid Liar announced that Dr, Jill Biden was tendering her resignation as Medical Adviser to the ABC talk show, "The View", in order to take a teaching position with the Northern Virginia Community College.

The President of NVCC stated that Dr. Jill was very fortunate to have gotten the position when the other four potential candidates failed to get their Wuhan Flu, malaria, yellow fever, ebola, and other required vaccinations within the specified 8 hour window.

Dr. Jill stated that she wouldn't have even considered taking the position with Joe's deteriotating health, but there had been large financial burdens that needed to be taken care of. The household has been deluged with Hunter Biden's creditors which includes drug debts, baby mamas, computer repair shops and assorted crack whores all demanding payment. Joe was supposed to take care of those debts with the Big Guy's share, but discovered that all of that money had been spent on on-line kiddie porn and ice cream.

Dr. Jill stated she was excited about getting out of the house and away from that stupid dog nipping her all the time and Joe sneaking up on her and sniffing her hair and blouse.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Education; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 09/12/2021 3:23:49 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Based on her Doctorate Thesis let’s hope she isn’t teaching English 101.


2 posted on 09/12/2021 3:28:58 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (Trump - Make America Great Again / Xiden - Make America Grovel Again...)
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To: Kickass Conservative

She’s teaching English .....


3 posted on 09/12/2021 3:32:26 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (Biden not only suffers fools and criminals, he appoints them to positions of responsibility. )
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Well, I guess it could be worse. She could be teaching American History.


4 posted on 09/12/2021 3:35:30 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (Trump - Make America Great Again / Xiden - Make America Grovel Again...)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Well, she does have experience with special needs individuals.


5 posted on 09/12/2021 4:02:37 PM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Thought her job is to escort the President so he does not wonder off.


6 posted on 09/12/2021 4:43:47 PM PDT by FreedBird
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